The Microaggressions Women Suffer Through

[miketx]

 

[miketx]

 

[Yarddog]

Phallic symbol? What are you talking about?

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Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

Have you suddenly became a liberal?

If you're imagining that I'm demanding equality between the sexes....you couldn't be more wrong.


Why would I want to raise men to our level?????

Yeah? well I completely give my wife credit for pushing me to become a Millionare... the vision was all hers and hers alone.

When I met her I was a MULTI- millionare.

 

[Marion Morrison]

"The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
   
   
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
   
   
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
   
   
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
   
   
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
   
   
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
   
   
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
   
   
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)"

JOKES - Differences Between Men and Woman


Bathrooms

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

Have you suddenly became a liberal?

If you're imagining that I'm demanding equality between the sexes....you couldn't be more wrong.


Why would I want to raise men to our level?????

Yeah? well I completely give my wife credit for pushing me to become a Millionare... the vision was all hers and hers alone.

When I met her I was a MULTI- millionare.

Sounds like she downgraded you.

 

[Marion Morrison]

What was that old boy told us?

She tells me how she wants it done, then I tell her how I want it done, then "we" do it the way she wants.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

Have you suddenly became a liberal?

If you're imagining that I'm demanding equality between the sexes....you couldn't be more wrong.


Why would I want to raise men to our level?????

Yeah? well I completely give my wife credit for pushing me to become a Millionare... the vision was all hers and hers alone.

When I met her I was a MULTI- millionare.

Remember.....behind every great man, there's a woman.....



.....rolling her eyes.

 

[Yarddog]

Battling for equality in this society is no small issue for those of us on the distaff side.

"Can You Find All 15 Signs Of The Patriarchy In This Picture of A Tugboat?

...see if you can identify all 15 clear signs of the Patriarchy lurking underneath the surface.

Think you’ve got them? Let’s take a look and find out.

1.) The tugboat is represented as male, furthering millennia of harmful oppression from the Patriarchy.

2.) The tugboat’s hat is red, representing the menstrual cycle and intentionally reminding women of their subjugated role in society.

3.) Just look at that tugboat’s expression. He is smiling because he’s obviously satisfied with the current oppressive patriarchal system. A true feminist and ally of women is unhappy at all times.

4.) There are at least 32 phallic symbols in this picture.

5.) The tugboat’s glassy stare indicates he isn’t at all woke to the struggles of the modern woman in the West. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if Theodore Tugboat here is a member of the inner circle of the Patriarchy, which meets every other Tuesday at Denny’s to further the oppression of women.

6.) Notice how the tugboat occupies the entire dock, callously manspreading his hull so no woman can dock near him.

7.) You can only see women in the picture if you squint really hard, communicating to the viewer that women are unimportant members of society. How much space do women take up in this picture, maybe 1-2%? Hellooooooooo Patriarchy.

8.) The docks and boats in this picture were likely constructed by MEN for higher pay than their female counterparts would have made, had they applied for the job in the first place.

9.) There are zero—count em, zero—works on feminist theory depicted in this photo.

10.) Check out the left side of the photograph: soldiers are pictured on some kind of display. Are there women soldiers? No, madam.

11.) If you take a hit of acid and then stare at the clouds long enough, they clearly form the words “78 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR.”

12.) Water is prominently depicted in this photo. Water covers over 70% of the globe, in a similar manner that male Patriarchy covers the nation and world. This is definitely no coincidence.

13.) Two life-saving flotation devices are visible on the port side of Theodore. This was an intentional detail designed to perpetuate the harmful binary gender construct, just another power tool of the Patriarchy to keep us crushed underneath their boots.

14.) Tugboats push and pull larger boats through the water, exactly in the same way that women are pushed out of conversations everyday.

15.) When you take all of the above into account, the fact that the photographer could be insensitive enough to take his pic and publish it without a trigger warning is evidence that he himself is a card-carrying member of the Patriarchy.

... reeducate yourself and start looking for signs of the Patriarchy in everything that you see in everyday life. It’s the only way for women to one day be free."
Can You Find All 15 Signs Of The Patriarchy In This Picture of A Tugboat?





If women ran the Pentagon....would missiles have that same shape????

Phallic symbol? What are you talking about?

View attachment 215763

Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

I know your type Poli-Chick....... you just want to keep men in a hot ships galley wearing work boots...
When all we really want is to be bare foot and in the kitchen eating Breakfast Cereal!

 

[PoliticalChic]

"The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
   
   
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
   
   
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
   
   
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
   
   
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
   
   
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
   
   
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
   
   
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)"

JOKES - Differences Between Men and Woman


Bathrooms

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit.… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

[PoliticalChic]

What was that old boy told us?

She tells me how she wants it done, then I tell her how I want it done, then "we" do it the way she wants.

She told me she's gettin' you a Round Tuit for Christmas....

 

[Marion Morrison]

What was that old boy told us?

She tells me how she wants it done, then I tell her how I want it done, then "we" do it the way she wants.

She told me she's gettin' you a Round Tuit for Christmas....

I need to get a Round Tuit.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Battling for equality in this society is no small issue for those of us on the distaff side.

"Can You Find All 15 Signs Of The Patriarchy In This Picture of A Tugboat?

...see if you can identify all 15 clear signs of the Patriarchy lurking underneath the surface.

Think you’ve got them? Let’s take a look and find out.

1.) The tugboat is represented as male, furthering millennia of harmful oppression from the Patriarchy.

2.) The tugboat’s hat is red, representing the menstrual cycle and intentionally reminding women of their subjugated role in society.

3.) Just look at that tugboat’s expression. He is smiling because he’s obviously satisfied with the current oppressive patriarchal system. A true feminist and ally of women is unhappy at all times.

4.) There are at least 32 phallic symbols in this picture.

5.) The tugboat’s glassy stare indicates he isn’t at all woke to the struggles of the modern woman in the West. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if Theodore Tugboat here is a member of the inner circle of the Patriarchy, which meets every other Tuesday at Denny’s to further the oppression of women.

6.) Notice how the tugboat occupies the entire dock, callously manspreading his hull so no woman can dock near him.

7.) You can only see women in the picture if you squint really hard, communicating to the viewer that women are unimportant members of society. How much space do women take up in this picture, maybe 1-2%? Hellooooooooo Patriarchy.

8.) The docks and boats in this picture were likely constructed by MEN for higher pay than their female counterparts would have made, had they applied for the job in the first place.

9.) There are zero—count em, zero—works on feminist theory depicted in this photo.

10.) Check out the left side of the photograph: soldiers are pictured on some kind of display. Are there women soldiers? No, madam.

11.) If you take a hit of acid and then stare at the clouds long enough, they clearly form the words “78 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR.”

12.) Water is prominently depicted in this photo. Water covers over 70% of the globe, in a similar manner that male Patriarchy covers the nation and world. This is definitely no coincidence.

13.) Two life-saving flotation devices are visible on the port side of Theodore. This was an intentional detail designed to perpetuate the harmful binary gender construct, just another power tool of the Patriarchy to keep us crushed underneath their boots.

14.) Tugboats push and pull larger boats through the water, exactly in the same way that women are pushed out of conversations everyday.

15.) When you take all of the above into account, the fact that the photographer could be insensitive enough to take his pic and publish it without a trigger warning is evidence that he himself is a card-carrying member of the Patriarchy.

... reeducate yourself and start looking for signs of the Patriarchy in everything that you see in everyday life. It’s the only way for women to one day be free."
Can You Find All 15 Signs Of The Patriarchy In This Picture of A Tugboat?





If women ran the Pentagon....would missiles have that same shape????

Phallic symbol? What are you talking about?

View attachment 215763

Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

I know your type Poli-Chick....... you just want to keep men in a hot ships galley wearing work boots...
When all we really want is to be bare foot and in the kitchen eating Breakfast Cereal!

First off, I don't have a 'type'....I'm a one-of-a-kind...


...and, I have a real keeper at home....



But.....One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' New York Giants'

 

[miketx]

Phallic symbol? What are you talking about?

View attachment 215763

Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

I know your type Poli-Chick....... you just want to keep men in a hot ships galley wearing work boots...
When all we really want is to be bare foot and in the kitchen eating Breakfast Cereal!

First off, I don't have a 'type'....I'm a one-of-a-kind...


...and, I have a real keeper at home....



But.....One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' New York Giants'

I heard your loving hubby bought you a beautiful mood ring and that when you are in a wonderful mood having a great day, it stays a lovely emerald green. But that when you get mad it leaves a nasty red mark on his head!

 

[Yarddog]

Phallic symbol? What are you talking about?

View attachment 215763

Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

I know your type Poli-Chick....... you just want to keep men in a hot ships galley wearing work boots...
When all we really want is to be bare foot and in the kitchen eating Breakfast Cereal!

First off, I don't have a 'type'....I'm a one-of-a-kind...


...and, I have a real keeper at home....



But.....One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' New York Giants'

Gentle Cycle?????

 

[Marion Morrison]

I'm good with laundry and yard work. Organizing and cleaning? Eh.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Don't pretend you don't see them!!!!

Don't see them? I posted a picture of one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not part of the solution....you're part of the problem!!!!!!

I know your type Poli-Chick....... you just want to keep men in a hot ships galley wearing work boots...
When all we really want is to be bare foot and in the kitchen eating Breakfast Cereal!

First off, I don't have a 'type'....I'm a one-of-a-kind...


...and, I have a real keeper at home....



But.....One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' New York Giants'

Gentle Cycle?????

Hey.....everybody's got their own......style.