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.I miss the simplicity of commercials from yesteryear. All the jingles and the selling of the product in a more calm and sedate way. Today I purchase much more generic or store brands than I ever did. Messaging woke agendas is tiresome.
That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!
M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'
The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.www.google.com
Poutrage.You need to move to a looney bin. Who cares what the colors are. This is the stupidest non-issue I have ever seen.
lolThat's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!
M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'
The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.
What ??’That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!
M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'
The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.
That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!
M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'
The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.
.Poutrage.
A Twitter comment: "You’d think companies would of learned from the disaster of “New Coke”. Enjoy crashing and burningThat's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!
M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'
The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.
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What about Sugar Babies?Candy is dandy..but likker is still quicker~
9 Offensive Candies That Need To Get Woke Immediately
When M&M bravely transformed their M&M characters into progressive liberals they shined a spotlight on a problem no one had ever considered before. Can candy be racist? Can it be transphobic or deplorable? The answer, we now know, is yes.
Almond Joy - Has nuts. Should get nut removal surgery and be transgender. Also, it's wrong to feel joy in our broken, racist, evil country. That's privilege. Do better, Almond Joy.
Sour Patch Kids - None of these kids have had gender reassignment surgery. They're not even taking puberty blockers! Additionally, they are all diverse skin colors, and yet are getting along in harmony. Not woke all!
Mr. Goodbar - Where do we even start? Mister? Good? BAR?!
Sugar Daddy - Don't you mean "Sugar-non-birthing parent?" REEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Twix - It's laudable that Twix has a left bar, but it also has a right bar, so it's basically a Nazi.
Gobstopper - Made by enslaved midgets, which is wrong.
Whatchamacallit - Belittling Ebonics to the level of candy. So racist. Though it does earn some points for having an identity crisis.
Dove Chocolate - A white bird for a chocolate candy? Are you serious?!
Dum Dums - Makes fun of the mentally less capable among us.
Just so we're clear... you do know that they're not really changing the name of the candies, right?
I miss the simplicity of commercials from yesteryear. All the jingles and the selling of the product in a more calm and sedate way. Today I purchase much more generic or store brands than I ever did. Messaging woke agendas is tiresome.
