The Green Lantern Is Gay Now

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    DC Comics is trying to cash in on the same-sex movement.

    So I guess this "Coming Out" issue will be a collector's item.

    Some American males may be conflicted from now on watching a guy in a tight green suit.

    I'm sorry, but, is this shit necessary???:dunno:


    The Green Lantern Is Flaming

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    DC Comics Green Lantern relaunched as gay superhero - NYPOST.com
     
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    Question:

    Was he Gay before he became the Green Lantern or did he turn Gay when he said that hokey poem?



    Shoot.

    Now San Francisco is gonna have a bunch of guys running around in green tights.

    DC Turns Green Lantern Gay

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    I was thinking about buying one of these.

    Shit.

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    I dressed as the green lantern for Halloween when I was 12....:eusa_think:latent?:eek:
     
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    My favorite costume-wise is Batman.

    If I could have the powers of a Superhero I'd prefer Superman.
     
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    Yeah, but wouldn't you be afraid that that special moment would blow the back of Lois Lane's head off?

    :eek:
     
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    You never heard of pulling out?:eusa_eh:
     
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    Maybe a cast iron condom would work.... :eusa_shifty:
     
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    How many Green Lanterns have there been? Five? Six? Eventually there was bound to be a gay one...

    Speaking of gay, have you seen The Green Arrow's goatee? Totally gay.
     
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    Heck....he made that impervious costume with those crystals.....he should be able to swing a rubber or two.
     

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