The Driver...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Shattered, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. Shattered

    Shattered Guest

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
    evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
    avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
    what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About
    an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
    disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand,
    an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with

    "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave
    me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters
    made mad passionate love to me."

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

    The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed
    the old cow."

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