Some Guy
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- Jan 19, 2010
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Hey girl. You're looking all fine tonight with your makeup all done and hair and all that. I totally respect you. You're so smart, funny... damn. You're just, amazing. Here, i've got something for you. What is it? It's some birth control girl. Don't worry your pretty little head about how much it costs, it's on me. You're just, so damn pretty, i'd just really hate to see you get fat with a baby and all. One day, sure.. but let's not rush. We don't want to ruin a good thing now do we?
What's that? You're worried about getting pregnant still? C'mon girl, that's just silly. I just got you some free birth control, just take that and we'll be all good. But hey, i'm feeling you. Maybe it doesn't work and i know you don't wanna get fat with a baby. I don't want you to get fat either. You're so fine, look at you. Here. Take this. It's a coupon for a free abortion. Does that make you feel better? Nothing to worry about babygirl. If that birth control doesn't work then we've got a backup plan.
Nothing to worry about all, you pretty girl you. All is right with the world. Don't worry about not having a job, that's not important. I'm here girl, i've got you. All you need to worry about it keeping those legs wide open girl. Yeaaaaa, that's it.
What's that? You're worried about getting pregnant still? C'mon girl, that's just silly. I just got you some free birth control, just take that and we'll be all good. But hey, i'm feeling you. Maybe it doesn't work and i know you don't wanna get fat with a baby. I don't want you to get fat either. You're so fine, look at you. Here. Take this. It's a coupon for a free abortion. Does that make you feel better? Nothing to worry about babygirl. If that birth control doesn't work then we've got a backup plan.
Nothing to worry about all, you pretty girl you. All is right with the world. Don't worry about not having a job, that's not important. I'm here girl, i've got you. All you need to worry about it keeping those legs wide open girl. Yeaaaaa, that's it.