~The Black Bra~

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  1. Dabs

    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

    May 13, 2011
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    The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door

    Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend:

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

    I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and

    Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

    Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

    When he came in the door and saw me he said,

    you are going to love this

    What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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