~The Black Bra~

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    The Black Bra (as told by a woman)




    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.


    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.



    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door


    Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..



    Here's how it all went.



    My engaged friend:


    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.


    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.


    I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.



    The mistress:


    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and


    Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.



    Then I had to share my story:


    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,


    Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.


    When he came in the door and saw me he said,





    you are going to love this






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