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    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely,
    Unicorns


    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them,
    they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely,
    Logic


    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
    Sincerely,
    The Titanic


    Dear America,
    You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
    Sincerely,
    Canada


    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
    Sincerely,
    Google



    Dear 2010,
    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
    Sincerely,
    1985


    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely,
    That Little Triangle


    Dear Rose,
    There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.
    Sincerely,
    Jack
    PS, you let go


    Dear girls who have been dumped,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
    Sincerely,
    BP


    Dear Saturn,
    I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
    Sincerely,
    God


    Dear Fox News,
    So far, no news about foxes.
    Sincerely,
    Unimpressed


    Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

    Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

    Sincerely,

    Stevie Wonder


    Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
    Please make one for every skin color.
    Sincerely,
    Black people


    Dear Scissors,
    I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.
    Sincerely,
    Sarah Palin


    Dear World of Warcraft,
    Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
    Sincerely,
    Parents Everywhere


    Dear Batman,
    What was your power again?
    Sincerely,
    Superman

    Dear Customers,
    Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
    Sincerely,
    Nail Salon Ladies


    Dear Global Warming,
    You're the best imaginary friend ever!
    Sincerely,
    Al Gore


    Dear Ugly People,
    You're welcome.
    Sincerely,
    Alcohol


    Dear Mr. Gump
    WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you
    EXACTLY what you're gonna get...
    Sincerely,
    Jenny


    Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
    I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
    Sincerely,
    Leonardo Di Caprio


    Dear World,
    Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some
    Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
    Sincerely,
    The Mayans


    Dear White People,
    Don't you just hate immigrants?
    Sincerely,
    Native Americans


    Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
    Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
    Sincerely,
    Terrified


    Dear Trash,
    At least you get picked up...
    Sincerely,
    The Girls of Jersey Shore

    Dear Man,
    It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
    Sincerely,
    Elephant


    Dear Dr. Phil,
    Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here
    first.
    Sincerely,
    Dr. Pepper
     

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