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    Ultra Left-wing Snopes Escalates Attack On The Babylon Bee, Justifies Flagging Satire

    I don’t know how any sane person doesn’t know the ultra-bias of Snopes.

    Weeks after The Babylon Bee obtained legal representation against the fact-checking site for unfairly rating their openly satirical articles and for suggesting that the outlet deliberately misleads their readers, Snopes released a report on Friday justifying its attack on the Bee by suggesting that Republicans are too stupid to know the difference between fake news and satire.

    Got that? Snopes claims that Republicans are too stupid to know the difference between fake news and satire.

    And they’re deplorables too.


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    Why not? “Convicted felon” is no longer PC. It’s now “Justice involved person”



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    Did any sane person ever think they were?
     
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