The Babylon Bee

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    Here Comes The Babylon Bee!

    Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!' @ Aides Force Ocasio-Cortez To Watch Entire Run Of 'Schoolhouse Rock!'

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    Melania Trump Criticized For Decorating White House With Skulls Of Her Enemies @ Melania Trump Criticized For Decorating White House With Skulls Of Her Enemies

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    Trump Paints Inviting, Photorealistic Archway To America On Border Wall @ Trump Paints Inviting, Photorealistic Archway To America On Border Wall

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    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 1
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    The Babylon Bee's Top Ten Books Of 2018 @ The Babylon Bee's Top Ten Books Of 2018

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    And here they are!

    10.) Stop Browsing Facebook and Go Read A Friggin' Book You Morons — Karen Swallow Prior:

    9.) Owning Your First Lib: A Newcomer's Guide to Lib Ownership — Ben Shapiro

    8.) I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed Dating Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye — Joshua Harris

    7.) Disruptive Baldness — Alan Noble:

    6.) Dropkicking a Child's Heart: No More Mr. Nice Guy — Paul David Tripp

    5.) Dude, Shave Your Face — By The Coalition of Calvinist Wives

    4.) This Book Has Colorful Balloons on the Cover so You Know It's Gonna Be Uplifting — Bob Goff:

    3.) How to Slap Shiplap On Literally Anything — by Chip & Joanna Gaines

    2.) The Benedict Option 2: Deep Space — Rod Dreher

    1.) The Art of the Deal — Donald Trump:

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    Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be 'Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty' @ Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be 'Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty'

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    Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him @ Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him

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    Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018 @ Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018

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    Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms @ Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms

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    Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement @ Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement

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    Every Last Ounce Of Play-Doh Gifted On Christmas Already Dried Up And Stuck To Carpet @ Report: Every Last Ounce Of Play-Doh Gifted On Christmas Already Dried Up And Stuck To Carpet

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    Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel @ Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel

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    Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate @ Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate

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