The Babylon Bee says that Goliath wouldn’t have been killed so easily if David had obtained the sling legally.

[KoolKolt]

Investigators Claim David Used Illegal ‘Ghost’ Sling In Lethal Assault Against Goliath

BET SHEMESH, ISRAEL—Investigators working with the Israel Antiquities Authority have claimed David used an illegal "ghost" sling in his famous battle with Goliath. Experts allege the ghost sling would have been untraceable, which would account for why Goliath was caught off guard so easily.

babylonbee.com

 

[Muhammed]

Goliath can go to hell.

So can David, because he was probably a fucking Jew ZOG. (whatever that means)

 

[KoolKolt]

Goliath can go to hell.

So can David, because he was probably a fucking Jew ZOG. (whatever that means)

Goliath is probably there already. And David…I don’t know…

 

[Doc7505]

According to history, David got a kit to build his slingshot and none of the parts had serial numbers. Obviously, it was a ghost slingshot and illegal according to Talmud law.
Once again, the people Babylon Bee strike at the heart of the ridiculous Left.

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