'The 40 Nicest Things About Newt'

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    Posted by John Cassidy

    A few favorites, check others at link.

    2. “Put a beard on him and he’d make a great Santa. Assuming he’d let the kids have the gifts without working for ‘em.” (BlueSwirl)

    18. “He signed a pledge to oppose gay marriage—and we all know his track record for keeping promises related to marriage.” (Shane F. Hockins via FB)

    29. “He’s done his fair share of revitalizing the wedding planning and divorce law businesses.” @ZachSmith0307

    36. “He’s clearly a hit with the ladies.” @franklinmorris

    40. “Newt is not as stupid as Rush Limbaugh.” (Lee Blair via FB)

    Rational Irrationality: The 40 Nicest Things About Newt : The New Yorker
     
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    Rather than create a new thread (wastes space) I thought I'd add these here. Newt is still relevant too. :lol:

    They may be old but still funny word play.

    "I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

    I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

    I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

    I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

    I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

    I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

    Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

    One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

    I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing."
     

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