The 35 Undeniable Truths

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    I am sure this has been posted before, but I would be it has been a while.....

    Rush: The 35 Undeniable Truths
    As read by Rush Limbaugh on his radio show, Friday, February 18, 1994:

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    (All equally truthful: number 1 is not more or less important than 35.)
     
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    1, 11, 34 and 35 are true, the rest are pure mularky.

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    OK...let's look at a couple of them....What nation taxed itself in to prosperity?

    If you commit a crime, you are guilty. How is this mularky?
     
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    I've got issue with #16 and #17.
     
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    I LOVE this one:

    Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
     
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    Add, "and vice versa" to #16, and remove the word "Rush" (and possibly spiritual, though I think that's harmless enough, as he didn't specify a religion) from #17, and it should be fine. The only ones I disagree with are #'s 8 and 18. Rush is arrogant, but can afford to be, since he's usually right, and trees are far more than what they can be made into, though I still support a controlled lumber industry. Other than that, and the corrections above, I think it's fine.
     
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    How is it undeniable that there is a God? Show me the evidence of that, if you can't, I question all your other 'truths'. The problem with many of these truths is that they are not facts at all, but opinions, opinions which you have every right to express- as long as they are titled opinions and not 'truths'.
     
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    Re-read number thirty five. If you STILL don't get it, I'll be glad to get out the crayons and try to draw you a picture.
     
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    Lets see. you exist. thats pretty good proof. Of course you are probably under the assumption that the complext biological process was somehow arranged by accident. Yet magically works perfectly well. It is undeniable that there is a God. Anyone who thinks logically about it would come to the same conclusion. Mankind would have destroy himself many times over by now if there wasnt a God.

    If you dont believe the undeniable truths, why not tackle one or two and show where its wrong.
     
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    Living proof of #35. Rush, as (almost) always, is right.
     

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