random3434
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- Jun 29, 2008
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1) Kitchen Sex:
Where you do it all the time, anyplace, including the kitchen sink.
2) Bed Sex:
Where you do it when you have time. "9:30, sure, let's hit it now dear, the kids are
asleep, might as well."
3) Hallway Sex:
Where you've been married for so long, when you pass each other in the hallway
you yell out, "F*ck You!"
Where you do it all the time, anyplace, including the kitchen sink.
2) Bed Sex:
Where you do it when you have time. "9:30, sure, let's hit it now dear, the kids are
asleep, might as well."
3) Hallway Sex:
Where you've been married for so long, when you pass each other in the hallway
you yell out, "F*ck You!"