The 3 Stages of Married Sex

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    1) Kitchen Sex:

    Where you do it all the time, anyplace, including the kitchen sink.


    2) Bed Sex:


    Where you do it when you have time. "9:30, sure, let's hit it now dear, the kids are
    asleep, might as well."


    3) Hallway Sex:


    Where you've been married for so long, when you pass each other in the hallway
    you yell out, "F*ck You!"
     
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    4) Whole house sex.

    See 3)
     
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    At my house, foreplay is 30 days of begging...:(
     
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    Jewish?
     
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    No. Just unlucky...:lol:
     
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    You're in desperate need of reclaiming your testicles, my man.
     
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    Stage 3 is having a great sex life, just no one that wants to share it with you.
     
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    "If you took all the girls I knew when I was single
    Brought 'em all together for one night
    I know they'd never match my sweet imagination
    Everything looks worse in black and white".
    Paul Simon - Kodachrome
    :lol:
     
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    :lol:

    TMI
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    hmmmm..88 lines about 44 women.....university was magic...
     

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