Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

[Weatherman2020]

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, also fall for painted tunnels on sides of mountains as well.

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

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[bluzman61]

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, also fall for painted tunnels on sides of mountains as well.
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OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

Hilarious!

 

[Mr Natural]

Cracker assholes.

 

[percysunshine]

Mike was bored last week.

 

[JLW]

Yeah that will fool em.

 

[Sunni Man]

Yeah that will fool em.

It's easy to fool people who think that a man wearing a dress is now a woman. ...

 

[Wyatt earp]

LMFAO.. I wonder if California gets the hint on how much of the rest of the country hates them..lol

 

[Sunni Man]

I grew up in Oklahoma which is the reddest of the red states, and people there still have gun racks in the back window of their pickup truck.
These California fruit cakes will have a rough time trying to import their liberal loon ways into Okie land ie. Trump country. ...

 

[Maxdeath]

Love it. Great post. I have a feeling that Oklahoma would probably sue as they don't want them either.

 

[bodecea]

Californians, whose minds have been slowed from years of marijuana, sushi, and the patchouli of hippies, also fall for painted tunnels on sides of mountains as well.
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OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome to Oklahoma" signs surrounding Texas's neighbor.

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

OKLAHOMA—Clever Texans have implemented a new strategy to stop Californians from fleeing their terrible state and ruining Texas with the same policies. Sneaking up to Oklahoma in the middle of the night, brave defenders of the Lone Star State installed "Welcome to Texas" signs atop the "Welcome...

babylonbee.com

And Texas officials would think that will work. For real....

 

[bodecea]

LMFAO.. I wonder if California gets the hint on how much of the rest of the country hates them..lol

You mean all the envy for the most populous and most successful state?

 

[candycorn]

I grew up in Oklahoma which is the reddest of the red states, and people there still have gun racks in the back window of their pickup truck.
These California fruit cakes will have a rough time trying to import their liberal loon ways into Okie land ie. Trump country. ...

Leaving civilization and going to Texas is a culture shock. Most can’t wait to leave. If God was going to give the world an enema, she’d stick the nozzle in Texas

 

[Wyatt earp]

LMFAO.. I wonder if California gets the hint on how much of the rest of the country hates them..lol

You mean all the envy for the most populous and most successful state?

If we envied California we all would be pooping in the streets and be poor ass fiscally unstable states.

 

[percysunshine]

I grew up in Oklahoma which is the reddest of the red states, and people there still have gun racks in the back window of their pickup truck.
These California fruit cakes will have a rough time trying to import their liberal loon ways into Okie land ie. Trump country. ...

Redirect them to Kansas.

 

[Maxdeath]

LMFAO.. I wonder if California gets the hint on how much of the rest of the country hates them..lol

You mean all the envy for the most populous and most successful state?

If we envied California we all would be pooping in the streets and be poor ass fiscally unstable states.

Not to mention we would not let people use natural gas to cook with and turn off the electricity because it got windy just because we couldn't fiqure out how to clear brush under the power lines.

 

[two_iron]

It's hard to put into words how much we loathe shitstains that have already destroyed one part of the country wanting to squat in Texas and breed their filth here.

 

[bodecea]

LMFAO.. I wonder if California gets the hint on how much of the rest of the country hates them..lol

You mean all the envy for the most populous and most successful state?

If we envied California we all would be pooping in the streets and be poor ass fiscally unstable states.

Trying so hard to hide your envy.

 

[bodecea]

LMFAO.. I wonder if California gets the hint on how much of the rest of the country hates them..lol

You mean all the envy for the most populous and most successful state?

If we envied California we all would be pooping in the streets and be poor ass fiscally unstable states.

Not to mention we would not let people use natural gas to cook with and turn off the electricity because it got windy just because we couldn't fiqure out how to clear brush under the power lines.

^ Never experienced a Santa Ana.

 

[Wyatt earp]

LMFAO.. I wonder if California gets the hint on how much of the rest of the country hates them..lol

You mean all the envy for the most populous and most successful state?

If we envied California we all would be pooping in the streets and be poor ass fiscally unstable states.

Trying so hard to hide your envy.

My envy? I would be there by now, nah I am in Idaho now, taking off to Montana in a few days, way to many California transplants here.

 

[Christ_on_a_croissant]

Hilarious. I’m sure Oklahoma appreciates having to waste time and money fixing what these “clever Texans” did in their state.