TEST--- are you a CONSERVATIVE or a LIBERAL????

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    Which side of the fence

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



    If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

    If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

    If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

    If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

    A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

    Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

    A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

    A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

    A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

    Well, I forwarded it.

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    Apparently, I'm a conservative. Well, that's a shock. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Oscar Wao Victory is Mine

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    You forgot: A liberal demands that everyone have the insurance, even if they don't want to.
     
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    As an independent I say both lib's and dems can piss off!

    No, I am not a gay christian?
     
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    Harry Dresden Latinum, Plantinum,Silver,Gold Member Supporting Member

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    i got 72 %.....
     
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    I copied off of Harry.
     
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    I'm a conservative too.

    BIG TIME!
     
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    Cheater! You must be a liberal.

    Immie
     
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    Meister Platinum Member Supporting Member

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    Harry copied me, and I got 92%.....go figure. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    I guess I'm a Conservative..

    Shocking, to say the least...
     

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