TEST--- are you a CONSERVATIVE or a LIBERAL????

Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

$

Your test is faulty and biased.



"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. "




"If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. "



Take these 2 examples.

guns and vegetarians

I know lots of liberals who own guns
I know even more liberals who are NOT opposed to gun ownership but think gun registration and mandatory gun safety courses are a good idea.

and most liberals are NOT vegetarians though they probably eat healthier diets than most coons

so far
you have presented 2 NON-truths and used them as "evidence" of the evils of ALL Liberals.

I note also that you left out POT

most liberals would probably support the legalization of pot and allow each citizen the freedom to choose for himself. While most cons want to BAN and CRIMINALIE pot with EXTREME punishments doled out to users.



"If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life."

he had better because you cons would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights


"If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. "

why not?
he needs to defend his basic rights against cons who would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights


"If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. "

there is no evidence of this.
You are now just making up lies.

of course....you're conservative....I EXPECT you to make up lies.



"If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels."

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. "


1. the talk show hosts in question use lies, fear tactics and hate to rile up stupid conservatives like you into a dangerous frenzy.

dangerous to liberals....

I am under the impression that the legislation to stop this type of unethical behavior is merely to force them them to stop using lies and hate to cause you to want to kill liberals.


2. the talk show hosts in question (and cons in general) are guilty of the same thing.

limbaugh, for example, has quite often urged his listeners to
a. BOYCOTT said liberal or democrat in order to crush him
b. call/write letters to sponsors or networks who poromote liberal shows in attempts to get them removed.

which amounts to the same thing; cons wanting to shut down their opponents.



"If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) "


you keep lying...

are you unable to tell the truth?

most liberals are religious
however most liberals believe in seperation of church and state and do NOT believe that YOUR christian religion should be the 1 government approved religion and should NOT be mandated as law of the land.

we believe that you have the right to your primitive superstitions but you shold NOT be forcing them on OUR children/


" If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it."

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. "

conservatives tend to eat unhealthy foods
and MOST of them refuse to diet and exercise

the result?

as they age they get fatter and fatter
and develope back and leg and heart and lung problems
for which they trudge off to the doctors WEEKLY!
and it doesn't cost them any money because....they rely on MEDICARE and MEDICAID and INSURANCE!

in other words....they expect EVERYOE ELSE to pay for their IRRESPONSINLE LIFESTYLES.


"If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh."

of course.

it's full of misinformation and biased attacks

"A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". "

of course...
it's full of misinformation and biased attacks.
 
I know lots of liberals who own guns
I know even more liberals who are NOT opposed to gun ownership but think gun registration and mandatory gun safety courses are a good idea.

and most liberals are NOT vegetarians though they probably eat healthier diets than most coons

so you do know why most Gun owners are against Registration....right?...

and most Liberals eat a healthier diet than most Negros....interesting....
 
I'm pretty sure most raccoons eat a more healthful diet than most liberals.

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There are exceptions, of course.

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Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

$

Your test is faulty and biased.



"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. "




"If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. "



Take these 2 examples.

guns and vegetarians

I know lots of liberals who own guns
I know even more liberals who are NOT opposed to gun ownership but think gun registration and mandatory gun safety courses are a good idea.

and most liberals are NOT vegetarians though they probably eat healthier diets than most coons

so far
you have presented 2 NON-truths and used them as "evidence" of the evils of ALL Liberals.

I note also that you left out POT

most liberals would probably support the legalization of pot and allow each citizen the freedom to choose for himself. While most cons want to BAN and CRIMINALIE pot with EXTREME punishments doled out to users.



"If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life."

he had better because you cons would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights


"If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. "

why not?
he needs to defend his basic rights against cons who would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights


"If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. "

there is no evidence of this.
You are now just making up lies.

of course....you're conservative....I EXPECT you to make up lies.



"If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels."

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. "


1. the talk show hosts in question use lies, fear tactics and hate to rile up stupid conservatives like you into a dangerous frenzy.

dangerous to liberals....

I am under the impression that the legislation to stop this type of unethical behavior is merely to force them them to stop using lies and hate to cause you to want to kill liberals.


2. the talk show hosts in question (and cons in general) are guilty of the same thing.

limbaugh, for example, has quite often urged his listeners to
a. BOYCOTT said liberal or democrat in order to crush him
b. call/write letters to sponsors or networks who poromote liberal shows in attempts to get them removed.

which amounts to the same thing; cons wanting to shut down their opponents.



"If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) "


you keep lying...

are you unable to tell the truth?

most liberals are religious
however most liberals believe in seperation of church and state and do NOT believe that YOUR christian religion should be the 1 government approved religion and should NOT be mandated as law of the land.

we believe that you have the right to your primitive superstitions but you shold NOT be forcing them on OUR children/


" If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it."

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. "

conservatives tend to eat unhealthy foods
and MOST of them refuse to diet and exercise

the result?

as they age they get fatter and fatter
and develope back and leg and heart and lung problems
for which they trudge off to the doctors WEEKLY!
and it doesn't cost them any money because....they rely on MEDICARE and MEDICAID and INSURANCE!

in other words....they expect EVERYOE ELSE to pay for their IRRESPONSINLE LIFESTYLES.


"If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh."

of course.

it's full of misinformation and biased attacks

"A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". "

of course...
it's full of misinformation and biased attacks.

I think that you have been smoking a little too much of that POT you want to leagalize and it's distorted your sense of reason.:lol::lol:
 
Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

$

Note to Maple:

Can you post this at least another seven times. That'll make the nice round number of 100 - the number of times this has been posted.

BTW, this should have been in the humour or flame zone....:eusa_whistle:

It must be a fairly true assessment, otherwise you as a FLAMING LIBERAL would not be bothered by it. It bothers you, doesn't it???:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

$

Oh goody, another set of blanket assumptions.
 
Is staring at large racks a Conservative, or a Liberal trait?

i dont give a shit what it is...i look...and i dont really care what political persuasion she is....i look....i would even look if Pelosi was showing cleavage.....am i sick?.....do i have a problem?....do i need therapy?.....:eusa_eh:

if your looking at Nan's cleavage....get help, and get help quickly, Harry. You just may go blind

For a woman who just turned 70, she could look a lot worse. [Waiting for the ugly photo gallery shots...one, two, three...]
 
Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

$

Your test is faulty and biased.



"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. "




"If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. "



Take these 2 examples.

guns and vegetarians

I know lots of liberals who own guns
I know even more liberals who are NOT opposed to gun ownership but think gun registration and mandatory gun safety courses are a good idea.

and most liberals are NOT vegetarians though they probably eat healthier diets than most coons

so far
you have presented 2 NON-truths and used them as "evidence" of the evils of ALL Liberals.

I note also that you left out POT

most liberals would probably support the legalization of pot and allow each citizen the freedom to choose for himself. While most cons want to BAN and CRIMINALIE pot with EXTREME punishments doled out to users.



"If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life."

he had better because you cons would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights


"If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. "

why not?
he needs to defend his basic rights against cons who would discriminate against him
mock him
ridicule him
and try to deny him basic rights


"If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. "

there is no evidence of this.
You are now just making up lies.

of course....you're conservative....I EXPECT you to make up lies.



"If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels."

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. "


1. the talk show hosts in question use lies, fear tactics and hate to rile up stupid conservatives like you into a dangerous frenzy.

dangerous to liberals....

I am under the impression that the legislation to stop this type of unethical behavior is merely to force them them to stop using lies and hate to cause you to want to kill liberals.


2. the talk show hosts in question (and cons in general) are guilty of the same thing.

limbaugh, for example, has quite often urged his listeners to
a. BOYCOTT said liberal or democrat in order to crush him
b. call/write letters to sponsors or networks who poromote liberal shows in attempts to get them removed.

which amounts to the same thing; cons wanting to shut down their opponents.



"If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) "


you keep lying...

are you unable to tell the truth?

most liberals are religious
however most liberals believe in seperation of church and state and do NOT believe that YOUR christian religion should be the 1 government approved religion and should NOT be mandated as law of the land.

we believe that you have the right to your primitive superstitions but you shold NOT be forcing them on OUR children/


" If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it."

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. "

conservatives tend to eat unhealthy foods
and MOST of them refuse to diet and exercise

the result?

as they age they get fatter and fatter
and develope back and leg and heart and lung problems
for which they trudge off to the doctors WEEKLY!
and it doesn't cost them any money because....they rely on MEDICARE and MEDICAID and INSURANCE!

in other words....they expect EVERYOE ELSE to pay for their IRRESPONSINLE LIFESTYLES.


"If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh."

of course.

it's full of misinformation and biased attacks

"A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". "

of course...
it's full of misinformation and biased attacks.

I think that you have been smoking a little too much of that POT you want to leagalize and it's distorted your sense of reason.:lol::lol:

You finally get a retort to your silly litany, and as expected, you just brush it off. Some people aren't interested in civil debate. They're here to enflame, period.
 
Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

Gee, among all the liberals who are obviously offended at this, I thought at least one would get creative and prepare a counter list. Guess we don't have many creative liberals on USMB.

There is a saying that it can be completely satirical, exaggerated, or speculative, but humor isn't humor unless it is based on some semblance of truth or actual events or behavior. Well, this almost certainly generated a smile or two. If you are a conservative or astute liberal anyway.

I smiled.
 
I wonder if I can get a smile with this that I received in my e-mail today?

Ten Top Indicators that your Employer has changed to a ObamaCare Provider!

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from RotoRooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network- charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.

And the number 1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO:
1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
 
Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

Gee, among all the liberals who are obviously offended at this, I thought at least one would get creative and prepare a counter list. Guess we don't have many creative liberals on USMB.

There is a saying that it can be completely satirical, exaggerated, or speculative, but humor isn't humor unless it is based on some semblance of truth or actual events or behavior. Well, this almost certainly generated a smile or two. If you are a conservative or astute liberal anyway.

I smiled.

Well, maybe with all the threats of violence in the air lately, they are becoming afraid of pissing us off because who knows who will be targeted next? I'm not so sure that I can blame them.

And just think about the price put on the head of Salomon Rushdie for his book "Satanic Verses" by Muslims or the cartoonist who drew the cartoons of Muhammed and offended so many Muslims.

Telling jokes is not as safe as it once was, ya know.

Immie
 
Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

$

I guess that makes me a Conservative...

thanks for the poll
 
Which side of the fence

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

Gee, among all the liberals who are obviously offended at this, I thought at least one would get creative and prepare a counter list. Guess we don't have many creative liberals on USMB.

There is a saying that it can be completely satirical, exaggerated, or speculative, but humor isn't humor unless it is based on some semblance of truth or actual events or behavior. Well, this almost certainly generated a smile or two. If you are a conservative or astute liberal anyway.

I smiled.

Well, maybe with all the threats of violence in the air lately, they are becoming afraid of pissing us off because who knows who will be targeted next? I'm not so sure that I can blame them.

And just think about the price put on the head of Salomon Rushdie for his book "Satanic Verses" by Muslims or the cartoonist who drew the cartoons of Muhammed and offended so many Muslims.

Telling jokes is not as safe as it once was, ya know.

Immie

Well yeah, but Islam is a religion that includeds Jihad.

Liberalism, so I've been told, is compassionate, caring, insightful, anti-war, anti-gun, anti-violence, sharing, unselfish, benevolent, inclusive, nonprejudicial, unbigoted, . . . . .

With all that they don't have to have a sense of humor. :)
 
Gee, among all the liberals who are obviously offended at this, I thought at least one would get creative and prepare a counter list. Guess we don't have many creative liberals on USMB.

There is a saying that it can be completely satirical, exaggerated, or speculative, but humor isn't humor unless it is based on some semblance of truth or actual events or behavior. Well, this almost certainly generated a smile or two. If you are a conservative or astute liberal anyway.

I smiled.

Well, maybe with all the threats of violence in the air lately, they are becoming afraid of pissing us off because who knows who will be targeted next? I'm not so sure that I can blame them.

And just think about the price put on the head of Salomon Rushdie for his book "Satanic Verses" by Muslims or the cartoonist who drew the cartoons of Muhammed and offended so many Muslims.

Telling jokes is not as safe as it once was, ya know.

Immie

Well yeah, but Islam is a religion that includeds Jihad.

Liberalism, so I've been told, is compassionate, caring, insightful, anti-war, anti-gun, anti-violence, sharing, unselfish, benevolent, inclusive, nonprejudicial, unbigoted, . . . . .

With all that they don't have to have a sense of humor. :)

No, no, I meant they were afraid to show their sense of humor because it might get them hurt in some manner.

Immie
 
Well, maybe with all the threats of violence in the air lately, they are becoming afraid of pissing us off because who knows who will be targeted next? I'm not so sure that I can blame them.

And just think about the price put on the head of Salomon Rushdie for his book "Satanic Verses" by Muslims or the cartoonist who drew the cartoons of Muhammed and offended so many Muslims.

Telling jokes is not as safe as it once was, ya know.

Immie

Well yeah, but Islam is a religion that includeds Jihad.

Liberalism, so I've been told, is compassionate, caring, insightful, anti-war, anti-gun, anti-violence, sharing, unselfish, benevolent, inclusive, nonprejudicial, unbigoted, . . . . .

With all that they don't have to have a sense of humor. :)

No, no, I meant they were afraid to show their sense of humor because it might get them hurt in some manner.

Immie

That's possible. But wouldn't their fearless leaders emulate all those wonderful qualities that the liberals claim for themselves? Such people are honest and noble and without fault. They wouldn't harm a fly. I mean, didn't PETA or some such liberal group even get after His Arrogance when he presumed to swat at a fly on camera? Such people are incapable of violence. Don't you think?
 
Well yeah, but Islam is a religion that includeds Jihad.

Liberalism, so I've been told, is compassionate, caring, insightful, anti-war, anti-gun, anti-violence, sharing, unselfish, benevolent, inclusive, nonprejudicial, unbigoted, . . . . .

With all that they don't have to have a sense of humor. :)

No, no, I meant they were afraid to show their sense of humor because it might get them hurt in some manner.

Immie

That's possible. But wouldn't their fearless leaders emulate all those wonderful qualities that the liberals claim for themselves? Such people are honest and noble and without fault. They wouldn't harm a fly. I mean, didn't PETA or some such liberal group even get after His Arrogance when he presumed to swat at a fly on camera? Such people are incapable of violence. Don't you think?

What the hell have you been smokin'? :razz:

Immie
 

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