Taliban TV Guide:

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    Taliban TV Guide


    MONDAYS:
    8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
    8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
    9:00 - "Osama In The Middle"
    9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
    10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

    TUESDAYS:
    8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"
    8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist"
    9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
    9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
    10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

    WEDNESDAYS:
    8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed"
    8:30 - "That Taliban Show"
    9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita"
    9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
    10:00 - "Veilwatch"

    THURSDAYS:
    8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!"
    8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel"
    9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"
    9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
    10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

    FRIDAYS:
    8:00 - "Judge Laden"
    8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes"
    9:00 - "What Law & Order?"
    9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
    10:00 - "No-witness News"
     
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    What? No Two and a Half Infidels? Darn, I love that show.

    What about No Dancing with the Taliban? Canceled?
     
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    And this weekend they're showing the film, 'Four beheadings and a Funeral'.

    Followed by 'When Tali met Harry'.
     
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    What about, How I met your Taliban?
     
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    So they must have canceled Osama's Anatomy, and CSI: Kabul?
     
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    Yeh. It's been replaced by Goat Busters.
     
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    I hope they bring back "Nark Week" on the DiscovertheEnemy network.
     
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    I heard they're showing re-runs of Head Or No Head.
     
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    23 wives and counting?
     
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