Survives Bear Attack with Small Caliber Pistol

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    Big Fitz User Quit *****

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    That's funny. Needs to be in humor. ;)
     
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    oops.....
    forgot about that subforum
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    In my version of the story the girlfiend would pull out her .357 and shoot both the boyfriend and the bear. ;)
     
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    It wasn't a bear. It was a person in a bear suit. It was in all the papers.

    Cannibalism strikes again.
     
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    Damned those Bath Salts!!!
     
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    Chalk another saved life up to gun rights! :D
     
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    OUCH Like they say you don't have to be 1st just not last!!
     
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    You need be only faster than the slowest person in your party...
     
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