:SURVIVER: Texas Style

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 007, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. 007
    Offline

    007 Charter Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2004
    Messages:
    38,328
    Thanks Received:
    7,868
    Trophy Points:
    1,130
    Ratings:
    +11,946
    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

    The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

    They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

    From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

    "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

    "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks,"

    "Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

    The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

    God Bless Texas !
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2011
  2. shintao
    Offline

    shintao Take Down ~ Tap Out

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2010
    Messages:
    7,231
    Thanks Received:
    320
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Ratings:
    +339
    LMAO!!! Good one! You should send it to that shitty little Dennis Miller kid who never flosses his teeth. :)

    What is a blonde doing standing on a wishing well?

    A: Practicing her high dive.
     
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2011
  3. Momanohedhunter
    Offline

    Momanohedhunter BANNED

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2011
    Messages:
    2,668
    Thanks Received:
    250
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Texas
    Ratings:
    +250
    No events at the Alamo ?
     
  4. B. Kidd
    Offline

    B. Kidd Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2010
    Messages:
    12,195
    Thanks Received:
    1,898
    Trophy Points:
    280
    Location:
    Western Lands
    Ratings:
    +6,860
    If they make it through San Antonio, El Paso and Odessa will be a piece of cake.
     
  5. xotoxi
    Offline

    xotoxi Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2009
    Messages:
    30,322
    Thanks Received:
    5,203
    Trophy Points:
    1,110
    Location:
    your mother
    Ratings:
    +5,492
    Are you implying that people in Texas kill people for having a different opinion?
     
  6. 007
    Offline

    007 Charter Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2004
    Messages:
    38,328
    Thanks Received:
    7,868
    Trophy Points:
    1,130
    Ratings:
    +11,946
    Yes... yes they will. They'll even kill you for eating your taco from the wrong end.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2011
  7. Midnight Marauder
    Offline

    Midnight Marauder BANNED

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2009
    Messages:
    12,404
    Thanks Received:
    1,876
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Ratings:
    +1,876
    Bullshit.
     
  8. dilloduck
    Offline

    dilloduck Diamond Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2004
    Messages:
    53,240
    Thanks Received:
    5,552
    Trophy Points:
    1,850
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +6,403
    Austin is so damn liberal that they will organize a greeting committee for them when they pass through.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  9. 007
    Offline

    007 Charter Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2004
    Messages:
    38,328
    Thanks Received:
    7,868
    Trophy Points:
    1,130
    Ratings:
    +11,946
    ... in your taco?
     
  10. rikules
    Offline

    rikules fighting thugs and cons

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2010
    Messages:
    1,866
    Thanks Received:
    305
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Ratings:
    +305

    thanks, palerider, for once again admitting that you want to KILL LIBERALS and DEMOCRATS

    so
    when I say "pale rider is a NAZI"
    you'll know why


    pale rider is a NAZI
     

Share This Page