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Discussion in 'Humor' started by midcan5, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. midcan5
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    midcan5 liberal / progressive

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    Tax Rebate

    This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped it to a $1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.

    Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China , if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India. If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs, and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.

    We need to keep that money here in America .....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.

    This message has been approved by N.Y. Governor Spitzer.
     
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    a large portion of drug ,gambling and prostitution is under some form of foreign control and investment
    I think domestic beer is the only safe bet.. better yet a home brew kit just to be sure
     

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