"Study Links Homosexuality to eating..."

[Delta4Embassy]

...Knew that'd get ya in.

Scientists at Stanford University released a study today showing that men who regularly eat grits are 70 percent more likely to have gay children.

Study Links Homosexuality to Eating Grits - The Daily Currant

 

[Taz]

So how do you get one like you, confused about which sex you should go for?

 

[Wake]

That doesn't make sense.

Why would any food cause that?

 

[Wake]

Sorry, but I can just picture a flamboyant, lisping homosexual talking about his gritssss...

*Shudder*

Reminds me of this, too. Biscuits.

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

The "gay grit gene"?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

So how do you get one like you, confused about which sex you should go for?

Not confused at all. Been with both, liked both. Was confused before I tried it with a guy. Once I had, no more confusion.

 

[norwegen]

That doesn't make sense.

Why would any food cause that?

Grits have homotonin. Get it? Homotonin.

Whereas Wheaties has straightasanarrowtonin. And oatmeal has Viagratonin.

 

[Mad Scientist]

"Well kiss mah Grits!"

And stay away from yogurt, it contains Fagatonin.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

That doesn't make sense.

Why would any food cause that?

Grits have homotonin. Get it? Homotonin.

Whereas Wheaties has straightasanarrowtonin. And oatmeal has Viagratonin.

Sounds right. Like what corn flakes do, wiener shrivels up and falls right off.