Sports/Celebrity: Trump's DroneWorks

Abishai100

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This is a media-proposition tale inspired by Bulworth.



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Madonna the international female diplomat of gender-fun in the arena of celebrity, surpassing Serena, Paula, Cher, Britney, Bjork(!), Whitney, Mary J., Aaliyah, and Janet. Madonna was the supreme winner, so she started wearing green and cheering for the New York Jets (NFL) after the team acquired young QB-sensation Kirk Cousins from the Washington Redskins. Madonna knew that Cousins going to the Jets would make the Jets suddenly red-hot right after the surprising Philadelphia Eagles toppled the seemingly-indomitable New England Patriots. Everyone was bored with Tom Bray's Patriots, and Madonna wanted to capitalize by trumpeting a new/emerging 'hot' team --- she chose those fabulous green-uniform Jets. Sports-gambling was about to get much more...fan-centric.

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U.S. President Donald Trump (only the second celebrity-president after Ronald Reagan) was not childishly 'giddy' about all this even though he once managed a lavishly colourful Atlantic City (New Jersey, USA) casino called Trump Taj Mahal (modelled after the wondrous Mogul Taj Mahal in Agra, India) and was expected to be more 'fun-loving' about all this commerce-related social consciousness shift in this second explosion in consumerism-culture (the first coming under the Presidency of the first celebrity-president, Ronald Reagan!). Reagan gave us the controversial top-down 'Reaganomics' scar/memory, so would 'TrumpUSA' give us some form of spending-finance based dispassionate 'Trumponomics'? At the very least, Trump ordered his military advisors to revamp all defense-programs to control any potential 'childish' shopping-revelry among American advertisers and media-men. After all, 300 Sufi Muslims were murdered in an Egyptian Mosque on Black Friday (the annual 'shopping-day' in America following Thanksgiving) in his first year as U.S. President...

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After dealing with the nuclear missile-test crisis involving incendiary nation North Korea during Labor Day weekend 2017, President Trump coordinated more intensive commerce-related region-stabilization pacts/treaties with neighboring democratic trading-partner Samsung (exporter of popular Samsung consumer-electronics items such as TVs and Blu-ray players, LG mobile phones, and Hyundai/Kia cars). Trump understood well that political commerce-negotiation (e.g., NATO) represented 'modern capitalism.' He didn't want American consumers to simply and childishly (and mindlessly) follow the 'media-hypnosis' created by society celebrities such as Madonna and Tom Cruise(!). He wanted capitalism to be a challenging quest, not a frill-filled 'game.' Because Trump was thinking like a priest(!), the AntiChrist rose against him to defy his idealism. Fortunately, Trump was surrounded by his patriotic covert team of security-operatives and democracy-defenders known as 'G.I. Joes.' G.I. Joe field-assassin Snake-Eyes was going to engage with the Beast (the AntiChrist!).

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Snake-Eyes began posting political cartoons using doodles and formal paintings and drawings/sketches of Biblical adversarial characters (e.g., Harlot of Babylon), comic book super-villains (e.g., Riddler, Brainiac), and female political icons (e.g., Indira Gandhi) so people would be more conscious of the impact of populism negotiation and 'etiquette' in this new age of media-gauged geopolitical 'culture' (e.g., Facebook, Bloomberg TV, etc.). Snake-Eyes knew that if the G.I. Joes did not reach the masses first, the global secret super underground team of radical terrorists known as 'Cobra' would emerge as a real threat to modern intellectual freedoms. The purpose of Cobra was to create panic, and the world could not afford threats to general media-communications safeties/securities. Snake-Eyes became the 'pro-TrumpUSA Internet Einstein' and used democracy-pedagoguery (e.g., Thomas Nast, Patty Hearst) to advocate youth-oriented neo-political peace education curriculum (e.g., Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?).

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G.I. Joe leader Duke found a copy of a nifty little child-doodle of comic book super-villains Riddler and Deformer in a file of Internet-blogger pics Snake-Eyes collected for his presentation on modern pedestrianism prose. Duke thought the 'child-like doodle' was ironically perfect for a presentation of the monetary imagination of the modern-world (since Riddler and Deformer were both U.S. dollar-bill colored green!). Cruise called his little presentation The Modern Moneteer, and it inspired popular Hollywood (USA) actor George Clooney to make the reflective network-paranoia film Money Monster. Everything was going America's way, so Madonna could breathe a much-needed sigh of relief, knowing that her newfound culture-iconic NY Jets (NFL) just might make it to Super Bowl 53. President Trump would see his dream of 'focused consumerism behaviors' coming to fruition(!). Hopefully, Americans would keep making great symbolic horror-films (e.g., Friday the 13th) to celebrate traffic-oriented hygiene. After all, ghost-stories symbolized terrorism...

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