Samson
Póg Mo Thóin
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on St. Patrick's Day.
I was in a Bar eating lunch on St. Patrick's day. Only other person at the bar was some girl, cursing and texting.
On my way out I thought I'd leave her with a pleasent, hopeful, thought, "I bet this place is gonna be really full tonight for St. Patrick's Day!!"
She says, "Yeah, and I'm gonna be Leg Humping everybody....girls like it more than guys."
I was too shocked to respond. How base had society become? Was she serious?
Anyway, hours later, after I'd had a few, I returned to the bar to investigate whatever "progress" she may have made.
Within a minute she was Humping MY LEG!!!
VIGOROUSLY!!!
I mean I checked my jeans for holes!!!
Is this the latest 20-something method of greeting? I've heard, with great regret, girls calling each other "bitches," but has civilization's glue completely become undone?
Was she hot?
You tell me:
Face: reminded me of Winona Rider.
Hair: Pageboy-short
Hieght: 5'3"
Weight: 100 lbs
Bewbies: Unknown (wearing bulky clothes)
Smell: OK (nothing perceptable over the normal "Ou-Du-Poolhall"
Eyes: Brown? (she was wearing those little square glasses popular among baristas)