on St. Patrick's Day. I was in a Bar eating lunch on St. Patrick's day. Only other person at the bar was some girl, cursing and texting. On my way out I thought I'd leave her with a pleasent, hopeful, thought, "I bet this place is gonna be really full tonight for St. Patrick's Day!!" She says, "Yeah, and I'm gonna be Leg Humping everybody....girls like it more than guys." I was too shocked to respond. How base had society become? Was she serious? Anyway, hours later, after I'd had a few, I returned to the bar to investigate whatever "progress" she may have made. Within a minute she was Humping MY LEG!!! VIGOROUSLY!!! I mean I checked my jeans for holes!!! Is this the latest 20-something method of greeting? I've heard, with great regret, girls calling each other "bitches," but has civilization's glue completely become undone?