Someone Humped My Leg

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    on St. Patrick's Day.

    I was in a Bar eating lunch on St. Patrick's day. Only other person at the bar was some girl, cursing and texting.

    On my way out I thought I'd leave her with a pleasent, hopeful, thought, "I bet this place is gonna be really full tonight for St. Patrick's Day!!"

    She says, "Yeah, and I'm gonna be Leg Humping everybody....girls like it more than guys."

    I was too shocked to respond. How base had society become? Was she serious?

    Anyway, hours later, after I'd had a few, I returned to the bar to investigate whatever "progress" she may have made.

    Within a minute she was Humping MY LEG!!! :eusa_eh:

    VIGOROUSLY!!!:eek:

    I mean I checked my jeans for holes!!!:confused:


    Is this the latest 20-something method of greeting? I've heard, with great regret, girls calling each other "bitches," but has civilization's glue completely become undone?
     
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    Why were you in a bar on St. Patricks Day?

    :confused:
     
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    It's called Lichen Sclerosis.

    She had it.
     
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    I was in 4 bars on St. Patrick's day between 3 PM and 9 PM.

    It was St. Patrick's Day, and I celebrate by visiting 4 bars and drinking a shot of Jameson's in each one.
     
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    YOu must have been in Wyomning! :lol:
     
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    You've seen this condition? Where?
     
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    Wait.

    You're trying to tell me you were in a bar, on St. Patricks Day, drinking?

    WTH????????????????
     
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    :eek:

    You knew!!!
     
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    Various vulvae.

    The women come to me and show me.
     
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    And there was a drunk girl hitting on him? The horror!:eek:

    And I have seen the women in Wyomning, it ain't pretty. They could be a millionaire, but still missing most of their teeth.
     

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