Some McDonald's taking reservations, offering candlelight service for Valentine's Day

[Two Thumbs]

Some McDonald's taking reservations, offering candlelight service for Valentine's Day | Fox News

Want to show your date a good time on Valentine’s Day? Try the Golden Arches.

Two Tampa, Fla. McDonald's are accepting bookings for a candlelit dinner complete with roses.

One restaurant is offering diners a chance to make a reservation and their own “McMemories” on Valentine’s Day, reports The Tampa Bay Times. The first 10 customers even get a complimentary rose.

The other Tampa franchise says that they are retraining their employees to act as waiters and are putting out red tablecloths, a centerpiece of fake roses and drinking glasses imprinted with heart-shaped motifs, reports WTSP.




OMG

The jokes just write themselves!

 

[Two Thumbs]

Hi, welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?

shes says in a sultry sexy voice; ooo, I'd like a Big Mac meal Super Sized and he'd like a choocoolaate miillkshake. As we all know, chocolate is a substitute for sex.

 

[Two Thumbs]

he; Hey babe! I got us a reservation at Micky D's!!

she; I want to see other people, now.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Oh barf.

Even when I still ate meat, I knew better than to eat that crap.

But hey, for those who want heart disease, cancer, diabetes, obesity and an end to our planet -- you can't do better than McD's.

 

[R.C. Christian]

You're so smart Dudley.

 

[Mr. H.]

4,000 bpc. That's a lot of moo mileage.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Big Macs are delicious

 

[Jughead]

I have to tip my hat off to McDonald's. They are going out of their way at their own expense to provide this service for those couples who would otherwise not be able to afford to dine out at a classy restaurant on Valentine's Day. Nice gesture.