So Sorry Mate....

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    Police officer forced to shoot injured kangaroo in Plenty Rd, Bundoora | Herald Sun

    Where's the compassion? The "experienced" sergeant should have only needed ONE SHOT, not two..

    At least the fucker didn't hit him with a hammer......
     
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    Two shots are generally required for marsupials in order to penetrate their thick pouches.
     
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    Marsupials have pouches over their brains? Who knew? :eusa_doh:

    Sorry doc, when you shoot to kill a maimed animal, you don't shoot 'em in the pouch. You shoot 'em in the head.

    You stupid damned Fucktwit.
     
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    He even wore gloves.
     
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    Jenitals is that why your head is up your arse
     
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    It is an Australian tradition to give some larrikin lip back to agents of our death. We don’t like authority down under over here much. That kangaroo was just doing what it was genetically programmed to do, give the man a good screw at the end. The second bullet was probably just the rebuttal.
     
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