So I was drinking whiskey and in a bar last night...

[Wyatt earp]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Was it the Whiskey you think?

 

[Wyatt earp]

Was it the Whiskey you think?

My head and dick hurts..

 

[blastoff]

After inebriated sexual encounters with strangers the sated couple should always give thanks for the experience with a pilgrimage to the nearest Drunkin’ Donuts for some much needed post-coital energy replacement.

 

[Intolerant]

Was it the Whiskey you think?

My head and dick hurts..

Your head hurts from the liquor. I think you got a hold of some snapping pussy.

 

[bodecea]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

Right there on the bar? They frown on that.

 

[Uncensored2008]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

How much did it cost?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Have you seen your wallet today?

 

[Oddball]

 

[Wyatt earp]

Have you seen your wallet today?

Yeah I just checked..


God damn my head hurts...

 

[WillMunny]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

My biggest question: why weren't you drinking peppermint Schnapps like I do? At 100-proof it makes your whiskey look like a baby's milk bottle. When I take a shot of hard liquor, I want it to make me cough and gag and convulse as much as possible (I believe pleasure must be paid for with a little bit of pain).

 

[Shrimpbox]

Coyote woman?

 

[Wyatt earp]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

My biggest question: why weren't you drinking peppermint Schnapps like I do? At 100-proof it makes your whiskey look like a baby's milk bottle. When I take a shot of hard liquor, I want it to make me cough and gag and convulse as much as possible (I believe pleasure must be paid for with a little bit of pain).

Not winter?

I am stuck on straight whiskey right now..

 

[miketx]

Got all your kidneys?

 

[Darkwind]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

Right there on the bar? They frown on that.

Depends on the bar.

 

[Darkwind]

Was it the Whiskey you think?

My head and dick hurts..

That may not be a good sign. If you're out rawdawgin some random, did you bag up or maybe need a shot?

 

[WillMunny]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

My biggest question: why weren't you drinking peppermint Schnapps like I do? At 100-proof it makes your whiskey look like a baby's milk bottle. When I take a shot of hard liquor, I want it to make me cough and gag and convulse as much as possible (I believe pleasure must be paid for with a little bit of pain).

Not winter?

I am stuck on straight whiskey right now..

100-proof Schnapps is a drink for all seasons, lolol! Like that old term "a man for all seasons."

 

[miketx]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

Right there on the bar? They frown on that.

Depends on the bar.

I was in a bar where you could engage in that kind of behavior if you were discrete.

 

[percysunshine]

Coyote woman?

I bet her name was Islut.

 

[Darkwind]

A girl came up to me

(Now at 54 years old)

Doesn't happen much .
I slept with her.

She left .

It was nice

Right there on the bar? They frown on that.

Depends on the bar.

I was in a bar where you could engage in that kind of behavior if you were discrete.

Yeah, Me too.