Discussion in 'Humor' started by pete, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. pete

    pete The food stamp president

    Oct 31, 2008
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    The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans..
    The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
    10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
    8. Viagra, like a rock !
    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
    6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.
    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..
    3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
    2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
    And the unanimous number one slogan:
    1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.
  2. AllieBaba

    AllieBaba BANNED

    Oct 2, 2007
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    Staff meetings are always hilarious. There's something about a bunch of ppl who work in the same business getting together to go over the issues they deal with....

    I had a training today on food stamp medical deductions. Get this...buying grow lights, fertilizer, pots, soil, hydroponic materials is ALL DEDUCTIBLE if you have a prescription for medical marijuana and choose to grow your own. combine that with the EPD program...that's employed ppl with disabilities, where you can earn around $2300 a month & get anything you need (special vehicles, special chairs, special whatever) you have government funded modified vans (lifts are the norm..but hey, why not hollowed out wheel wells and extra "gas" tanks?).

    We (the workers) concluded that you could probably get gas money to pay for intermittent trips to Mexico for "cuttings" as well.....

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