Skynet is now self aware

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    Introducing CADIE
    Research group switches on world's first "artificial intelligence" tasked-array system.
    For several years now a small research group has been working on some challenging problems in the areas of neural networking, natural language and autonomous problem-solving. Last fall this group achieved a significant breakthrough: a powerful new technique for solving reinforcement learning problems, resulting in the first functional global-scale neuro-evolutionary learning cluster.

    Since then progress has been rapid, and tonight we're pleased to announce that just moments ago, the world's first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity (CADIE) was switched on and began performing some initial functions. It's an exciting moment that we're determined to build upon by coming to understand more fully what CADIE's emergence might mean, for Google and for our users. So although CADIE technology will be rolled out with the caution befitting any advance of this magnitude, in the months to come users can expect to notice her influence on various google.com properties. Earlier today, for instance, CADIE deduced from a quick scan of the visual segment of the social web a set of online design principles from which she derived this intriguing homepage.

    CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity

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    nice april fools google
     
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    I'm on it. LOL

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    I was wondering how Google was April Fooling around the world. The one they did in Australia was to have a football (Australian Rules of course, the eastern rugby union states would have been cranky) with a GPS inside it so that you could find it if you booted it over the house or fence or something. It had a whole heap of diagrams, it was very well done.

    This CADIE one is great, it would have got me in for sure :lol:
     
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    HAL?

    is that you?
     
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    laugh you fools

    i would be very surprised if they aren't working on some sort of super AI right at this very moment ...
     
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    Using Ravi's criteria, since one person posted a conspiracy in this thread, off to the Conspiracy forum.
     
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    Yes Dave :eusa_whistle:
     
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    You did that very well, I could almost hear the derision.

    Problem is - I agree with you. Seriously - and I'm not a fan of conspiracy theories.
     

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