Singlehandedly Putting an End to Dumb Blonde Jokes

[Weatherman2020]

 

[beagle9]

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Don't care who you are, now that's funny right thar. Me and the wife had a good chuckle on that one. LOL.

 

[The Professor]

Cortez is still staring at a container of orange juice because the label says CONCENTRATE. Her boyfriend called her and said he was in a conundrum, so she rushed to his apartment thinking he was ready for sex. She is a 35 psi airhead. She reminds me of the scarecrow singing, “If I Only Had A Brain”. Sadly she is also dishonest to the core.

This former tip-stealing bartender went on and on about how the world would end in 12 years unless we employed radical and budget-busting measures to address the issue of climate change. Then after people started tearing her apart on this issue, she claimed what she said was a joke! Contrary to her attempted disclaimer, she was dead serious when she made that preposterous statement. Here is a video of her in action:



When her theory was discredited, she had the audacity to chastise those who believed her!. On her website she said, “This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it. Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal.”

According to a Rasmussen poll, 67 percent of Democrats took what she said literally. Cortez inadvertently established that 67 percent of Democrats have the social intelligence of a sea sponge! The following links show her official website comments and the result of the Rasmussen poll:

AOC says only a 'sea sponge' would believe her '12 years' doomsday remark, but most Dems bought it

Ocasio-Cortez: You'd be dumb as 'a sea sponge' to believe my climate change rhetoric - 67% of Dems believe it

CONCLUSION: Occasional Cortex is the most ignorant person ever elected to national office and one of the most ignorant people on the planet. She is also one of the most dishonest. If she cannot be believed on climate change (by her own admission!) she cannot possibly be believed on anything else she says! The darling of the ultra-liberals and the purported future of the Democratic party is a dishonest dolt. The lady is as phony as a Nigerian scam artist.

Somewhere Sarah Palin is chomping down on a grizzly burger and thinking, “And they called ME stupid.”

 

[Oddball]

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I made that meme (no not that exact one) several months ago.

 

[HenryBHough]

Excellent summary.

Grizz makes a lousy burger, though. Decent sausage if you throw in about 60% pork shoulder.

 

[beagle9]

Excellent summary.

Grizz makes a lousy burger, though. Decent sausage if you throw in about 60% pork shoulder.

Not supposed to be eating anything with a paw. That's why you gotta spike it.