Signs that tickle you

[Bootneck]

WTF?

 

[Phoenix]

Our local library has this one on the front desk:

 

[Phoenix]

 

[RodISHI]

 

[Phoenix]

Funny ... and yet, ewwwww!

 

[RodISHI]

Funny ... and yet, ewwwww!

That's for the foreigners that don't realize it really is not a water fountain.

 

[strollingbones]

o how funny from the first one to the last one...

 

[RodISHI]

In line with welcome to Muff.

 

[xotoxi]

This is sick!

The Government (using tax-payer funds via a public university) encouraging our youth to defile themselves!!!

The horror!

 

[strollingbones]

i wonder if they have that sign in the women's bathroom?

 

[RodISHI]

i wonder if they have that sign in the women's bathroom?

No urinals in the women's bathroom.

 

[RodISHI]

One for end of the world is near cult.

 

[Bootneck]

Played Golf today and came across this sign at the club:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF​

 

[JBeukema]

Where does bootneck find these things?

 

[JBeukema]

i wonder if they have that sign in the women's bathroom?

No urinals in the women's bathroom.

We hope....

 

[Bootneck]

Where does bootneck find these things?

At the golf club!

 

[Terry]

 

[Bootneck]

 

[Terry]

Just driving back from Florida and seeing all those "South of the Border" signs I had to post this one. They are all stupid but I laughed at some.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...order_sign_10_-_You_never_sausage_a_place.JPG

 

[Bootneck]

On a public toilet not far from Plymouth.