I heard on the radio today, on a leftist station, that America should invade Candana and then surrender. That way the socialists there could take us over.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYSYipouABI]YouTube - South Park Uncut - Song - Blame Canada[/ame]
Nah, no sense in invading Canada. It's much more fun having a neighbor to the north that we can just bitch slap on a whim! Besides, it would waste too much gas chasing tanks around that only go in reverse. You know, those tanks that Canada buys surplus from France?