Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by The Original Tree, Jul 11, 2017.
cant do that ... no export license
No, this is real Lakhota. I feel depressed today. I believed in President Trump, and it turns out he is just a money launderer for Nigerian Criminals and the Russian Mob. I had hoped that President Trump would make America Great again, and it just looks like he made his bank account inflate again.
A sad day in American History!
The sad thing is you're "trying" to be funny but reality probably isn't a far stretch from this.
Damn! The hits keep coming for The Trump Administration. The New York Times just released this leaked email. It appears that they laundered money from Egypt and were dealing with Islamic Terrorists Financiers as well. I wondered how The Trump Family became so wealthy nearly over night.
Dear Mr. Donald J. Trump:
Before I proceed, I must first apologize for this unsolicited mail to you. I’M the Daughter of late Mr Hame, who was assistant secretary of Muammar Gaddafi who is now dead.
My father was among those GADDAFI killed as inside enemy, but before the fightI was taken by boot to Spain here in my father private house, so that I can take care of his investment here in Spain, and my father leave some amount of money for me here in one of the private security company here, and now I want to move this moneyout of this country
I have told my lawyer about it, all I need is a trust worthy person. So that when the money is transferred into his or her account, he or she can help me for visa and other papers I needed to live in that country, you have 10% of any amount transferred into your account.
If you are willing, then email my lawyer at this and his name is Barr. Martinez Luis So that he can explain to you more about this, if you want to come down here and see by yourself,
Habbib Al Hassan
If you're serious - I applaud you! However, how could you have been so stupid in the first place? There were red lights, sirens, and whistles going off all around Trump before and during the campaign that he was a con man and an idiot. He has proven both to be true! Including possible treason!
Sounds a lot like some other around here.
I actually feel Nauseous, and Confused Lakhota. You guys were right all along. Why didn't any of us believe any of you? I feel so ashamed, so betrayed, so embarrassed. I will never vote GOP again.
Who is leaking this stuff? This just was put out by the Chicago Tribune! They were running an INTERNATIONAL MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME circumventing INTERNATIONAL BANKING LAWS! WTF?
I am a great fan of yours, and have heard many wonderful things about your gracious nature and love for people and willingness to help others.
I am paul koffi (S.A.T),writing you in respect of my deceased client Late Mr.P.A.Sergeev, who died On the 21st of April 2003 along with his entire family.
I have been trying to locate any member of his family to assist in repatriating the fund he deposited in finance house valued at USD $10.5 million.
Please i would like you to contact me through my private email address firstname.lastname@example.org so that i can give the detail concerning the claim.
I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.
God bless you.
Donald Trump Maybe colluding with Eskimo Buddhist terrorists... says CNN
And you wonder why everyone thinks you're a moron.
Interesting. However, I will reserve judgement on your sincerity.
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