Shit joke wins Edinburgh Festival Joke of the Year award.

[Tommy Tainant]

“I started dating a zookeeper – but it turned out he was a cheetah,

I suppose you had to be there.The nominated jokes are in the link. I think most of them are better than this. Its all very poor.

Comedian's zookeeper dating pun named Funniest Joke of the Fringe

A panel of ten comedy experts nominated their list of the best jokes of Fringe which were then put to a vote of 2,000 people.

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[Woodznutz]

That's like,
I tried to stop shooting up, but my efforts were all in vein."

 

[Grumblenuts]

I like:
"5. I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice."
and
"8. I entered the “How not to surrender” competition and I won hands down."
better. But
"9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch."
best overall. I hope someone checks to see just how original these things are?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

I like:
"5. I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice."
and
"8. I entered the “How not to surrender” competition and I won hands down."
better. But
"9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch."
best overall. I hope someone checks to see just how original these things are?

They are all better.
On a serious note jokes are not necessarily the funniest thing. This one isnt.

 

[Grumblenuts]

They are all better.
On a serious note jokes are not necessarily the funniest thing. This one isnt.

Presentation?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Presentation?

100%.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

“I started dating a zookeeper – but it turned out he was a cheetah,

I suppose you had to be there.The nominated jokes are in the link. I think most of them are better than this. Its all very poor.

Comedian's zookeeper dating pun named Funniest Joke of the Fringe

A panel of ten comedy experts nominated their list of the best jokes of Fringe which were then put to a vote of 2,000 people.

news.stv.tv

Gotcha, Scotcha!

What does a gay couple call the room they use when one of them wants to have heterosexual sex?

Bi-den.

 

[marvin martian]

“I started dating a zookeeper – but it turned out he was a cheetah,

I suppose you had to be there.The nominated jokes are in the link. I think most of them are better than this. Its all very poor.

Comedian's zookeeper dating pun named Funniest Joke of the Fringe

A panel of ten comedy experts nominated their list of the best jokes of Fringe which were then put to a vote of 2,000 people.

news.stv.tv

No one cares about this.

 

[hjmick]

How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?


Tell him a joke when he's young...

 

[Woodznutz]

Gotcha, Scotcha!

What does a gay couple call the room they use when one of them wants to have heterosexual sex?

Bi-den.

"There once was a queer from Khartoum,
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
But they argued all night,
Over who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom."

 

[Tommy Tainant]

"There once was a queer from Khartoum,
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
But they argued all night,
Over who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom."

The olduns are best Woody.

 

[Woodznutz]

A Brit and German happened to meet in a bar long after the war. After a few drinks the German began to lament.

"I don't understand. We prayed and prayed for victory.
The Brit answered sympathetically: "Oh my, God doesn't understand German."