Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Annie, May 26, 2005.
let me think. thats like wako jacko going undercover (no pun intended). im sure no one would recognize him
even if he didnt have one of the most recognizable faces in the world, how is a 7'5", 315lb man going to be "undercover" anywhere?
well the undercover part would probly be posing as an internet guy, trying to get some kiddie porn or something like that.
I think he must have an Elvis complex. Next on the list for Shaq:
1. Run off with a pre-teen lover.
2. Grow fat and do a lot of drugs.
3. Keel over dead on the toilet, with your pants hanging down your legs.
Exactly. I'm sure he blends in in most any crowd.
I watched a video of them turning him into a fat white man with long blonde hair with makeup and costume nobody would recognize Jacko in that getup unless they watched him being costumed.
Now the whole over 7 foot thing would create a large problem. But if you saw a 7 foot tall asian guy with pink hair would you think Shaquille?
Shaq's about as easy to conceal as Jabba The Hut at a pizza eating contest.
I'm sure he won't "go out" on the busts....
I am trying to picture all 7 foot 1 inch, 315 pounds of him hunched over a computer passing himself off as a little girl or little boy.
That could almost be a Saturday Night Live skit.
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