Shaq Undercover?!

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050526/ap_on_sp_bk_ne/bkn_o_neal_undercover

     
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    yeah riiiighhhhttt.

    let me think. thats like wako jacko going undercover (no pun intended). im sure no one would recognize him
     
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    even if he didnt have one of the most recognizable faces in the world, how is a 7'5", 315lb man going to be "undercover" anywhere?
     
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    well the undercover part would probly be posing as an internet guy, trying to get some kiddie porn or something like that.
     
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    I think he must have an Elvis complex. Next on the list for Shaq:

    1. Run off with a pre-teen lover.
    2. Grow fat and do a lot of drugs.
    3. Keel over dead on the toilet, with your pants hanging down your legs.
    4. ...?
    5. Profit!
     
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    Exactly. I'm sure he blends in in most any crowd. :rolleyes:
     
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    I watched a video of them turning him into a fat white man with long blonde hair with makeup and costume nobody would recognize Jacko in that getup unless they watched him being costumed.

    Now the whole over 7 foot thing would create a large problem. But if you saw a 7 foot tall asian guy with pink hair would you think Shaquille?
     
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    Shaq's about as easy to conceal as Jabba The Hut at a pizza eating contest.
     
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    I'm sure he won't "go out" on the busts....

    but.....

    I am trying to picture all 7 foot 1 inch, 315 pounds of him hunched over a computer passing himself off as a little girl or little boy.

    That could almost be a Saturday Night Live skit.
     

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