Sexy & Suggetive Humor...

[ChrisL]

Um, two white horses fell in the mud. Three came out.

You are kidding me, right?

Come on, that joke is older than my grandma! It's just a dumb play on words. Dirty joke = two white horses fell in the mud. Because they fell in the mud, they are dirty? Then three came out? What would happen that would make another horse? Do you get it now?

I can't believe you've never heard that before. Geez.

 

[Mr Natural]

Hey, baby, mind if I try out my bowling grip?

 

[Pogo]

Hey, baby, mind if I try out my bowling grip?

"Spare me!"

I'm sure there's a "split" joke somewhere...

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[CremeBrulee]

I call my penis Richard because it's long for Dick.

 

[Bonzi]

This is hilarious - no apologies....

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Auld Phart]

I dated a girl with the same standard.

Had to drop her.


I'm not cutting off 2" for anyone

 

[Bonzi]

Oh don't think it's informative... not true at all! I'd like to have a guy with none at all!

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Auld Phart]

Something you ordered?

 

[Bonzi]

Something you ordered?

uh.... no..... but could not find a humorous "Do Not Enter" sign......

 

[Auld Phart]

Something you ordered?

uh.... no..... but could not find a humorous "Do Not Enter" sign......

LIke this one?

 

[Bonzi]

Something you ordered?

uh.... no..... but could not find a humorous "Do Not Enter" sign......

LIke this one?

Yeah I mean who would want to go there... .other than Unkotare? (I'm excluding gays because I'm assuming that is a girls hiney)

 

[saveliberty]

What does it take to get a beer around here?

It better be a cash price, minus comedian and dancer cover.

 

[Bonzi]

What does it take to get a beer around here?

It better be a cash price, minus comedian and dancer cover.

 

[Bonzi]

I had this really weird dream about cats last night.

Hubby and I had a beach condo rental and for whatever reason, I decided to bring our black cat (which we don't own a black cat) - but anyway, just was I was getting to the condo, I realized there was no litterbox etc. so was wondering why I brought the cat! Well, he met up with me later and asked why I brought the cat, and I told him I was an idiot and all that - well the cat went missing - so I looked in the closet and there was another cat that looked similar but was not our cat, and had just had like 4-5 kittens! Then, there were more other kittens running around and a dog or two!

We don't own any pets... I guess I must want a bunch.. not sure what that dream means... very weird...

 

[Bonzi]

OK so back on topic.......