Serious Question, Which Two Would You Save?

[JimBowie1958]

Here is the situation.....

 

[my2¢]

One of those logic questions. I'll say the 2 closest to shore and then go back in attempt to save others. If I'd attempt to save the 2 farthest out, we would likely be swamped when passing by the others.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Sorry..I was identifying as black man who cant swim that day.

 

[Penelope]

I don't know what this is doing in current events.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I don't know what this is doing in current events.

Just sittin here.

Which two did you pick?

 

[JimBowie1958]

Sorry..I was identifying as black man who cant swim that day.

I identify as a 72 year old retiree, but the Social Security people are just full of bigotry and wont even take my call!

 

[Rocko]

Scarlett Johansson - because shes smoking hot

Bob Dinero - hes been in some great movies

 

[JimBowie1958]

Scarlett Johansson - because shes smoking hot

Bob Dinero - hes been in some great movies

Thats not Scarlett Johansson on number two. It is some blonde dingbat singer, whose name I cant recall but it is forgetable....Madonna or sumpin like dat.

 

[Penelope]

Why are they swimming if they can't swim? Is this some kind of boat wreck? Why would they all be together drowning? I want some answers.

 

[EverCurious]

There is no "flush the turds" option and I don't drink...