Self-Rape: A new frontier of justice system?

[Vikrant]

Is it really logical? Does it make sense to you? If you really want to stop teenagers from masturbating, pass a law and call it indecent behavior or something like that. But this Self-Rape title sounds so weird.

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“911, what’s your emergency?”

“Help! My son is watching porn and masturbating! That is not allowed in this house and I don’t know what kind of demons possessed him to degrade his body in such a matter. I’m so shaken up! Please send help immediately!”

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son Boy Arrested Charged With New Self-Rape State Law - National Report National Report

 

[Roadrunner]

Is it really logical? Does it make sense to you? If you really want to stop teenagers from masturbating, pass a law and call it indecent behavior or something like that. But this Self-Rape title sounds so weird.

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“911, what’s your emergency?”

“Help! My son is watching porn and masturbating! That is not allowed in this house and I don’t know what kind of demons possessed him to degrade his body in such a matter. I’m so shaken up! Please send help immediately!”
- See more at: Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son Boy Arrested Charged With New Self-Rape State Law - National Report National Report

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son Boy Arrested Charged With New Self-Rape State Law - National Report National Report

This has hoax splattered all over it.

 

[jknowgood]

Is it really logical? Does it make sense to you? If you really want to stop teenagers from masturbating, pass a law and call it indecent behavior or something like that. But this Self-Rape title sounds so weird.

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“911, what’s your emergency?”

“Help! My son is watching porn and masturbating! That is not allowed in this house and I don’t know what kind of demons possessed him to degrade his body in such a matter. I’m so shaken up! Please send help immediately!”

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son Boy Arrested Charged With New Self-Rape State Law - National Report National Report

I guess we will have to arrest every teenager, or hell every person in the United states. Lol

 

[Vikrant]

^ I hope it was just a satire because it sounds too weird to be true.

 

[Roadrunner]

^ I hope it was just a satire because it sounds too weird to be true.

I hope they don't catch my nephew by marriage.

He'd get life as a serial offender, he jokes about setting a Guiness record for jerking off in 24 hours.

The kid is bent.

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

Well all I can say is I sure hope laws like this aren't retroactive, or I'm going to spend the next 11,000 years in the slammer.

 

[ricechickie]

Satire, people.

 

[JakeStarkey]

This reminds me of my friend who discovered wanking about four days before, but he was told he could only do it 500 times; after that a heart attack was a real possibility. He told me had a near miss on the afternoon of the 2d day.

 

[hjmick]

Only a complete idiot would believe this story. Do you people not pay attention? Are you stupid?

Other "headlines" from that web site?

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Come on people...

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

It's not that new of an idea. Tom Waits referred to it as "taking advantage of yourself" in his live cut of Better Off Without a Wife in 1974.

 

[Ringel05]

It's a fake news site.

 

[Treeshepherd]

"I don't have to answer to innuendos"

 

[JakeStarkey]

It's a silly site for silly people.

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

You can go blind doing that you know.

 

[Vikrant]

It's not that new of an idea. Tom Waits referred to it as "taking advantage of yourself" in his live cut of Better Off Without a Wife in 1974.

Although it is a satire, but it definitely makes you think. I have seen people making stupid decisions that complicate their lives and I wish there was a way to stop these people from hurting themselves. A good number of people lack ability to safeguard their interests. This leads to creation of all sorts of labor laws to safeguard people who otherwise do not read or understand what they are signing.

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

I love this stuff but you have to be careful, and you have to prepare yourself for some wrath, because literalists far outnumber people who can distinguish satire from fact. Years ago I wrote a satire piece called 'The Fourteen Minute Orgasm Pill', that got some people so hot to obtain a supply, that even the editor of Playgirl Magazine contacted me wanting at least 15 pills regardless of cost. Poor stupid wench. She was furious when I told her the piece was farce.

 

[Vikrant]

I love this stuff but you have to be careful, and you have to prepare yourself for some wrath, because literalists far outnumber people who can distinguish satire from fact. Years ago I wrote a satire piece called 'The Fourteen Minute Orgasm Pill', that got some people so hot to obtain a supply, that even the editor of Playgirl Magazine contacted me wanting at least 15 pills regardless of cost. Poor stupid wench. She was furious when I told her the piece was farce.

Do you have it on blog somewhere? I would like to read it. It sounds fun.

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

I love this stuff but you have to be careful, and you have to prepare yourself for some wrath, because literalists far outnumber people who can distinguish satire from fact. Years ago I wrote a satire piece called 'The Fourteen Minute Orgasm Pill', that got some people so hot to obtain a supply, that even the editor of Playgirl Magazine contacted me wanting at least 15 pills regardless of cost. Poor stupid wench. She was furious when I told her the piece was farce.

Do you have it on blog somewhere? I would like to read it. It sounds fun.

Yes. Skeptic Magazine, Global Comment, and a few other blogs still have it up: The Skeptics Society Forum bull View topic - The Fourteen-Minute Orgasm Pill

 

[Ringel05]

You can go blind doing that you know.

I've been married for over 25 years, still not blind......

 

[Vikrant]

I love this stuff but you have to be careful, and you have to prepare yourself for some wrath, because literalists far outnumber people who can distinguish satire from fact. Years ago I wrote a satire piece called 'The Fourteen Minute Orgasm Pill', that got some people so hot to obtain a supply, that even the editor of Playgirl Magazine contacted me wanting at least 15 pills regardless of cost. Poor stupid wench. She was furious when I told her the piece was farce.

Do you have it on blog somewhere? I would like to read it. It sounds fun.

Yes. Skeptic Magazine, Global Comment, and a few other blogs still have it up: The Skeptics Society Forum bull View topic - The Fourteen-Minute Orgasm Pill

That was a fairly good satire. I like the name of the lawyer - Bernie "Big O" Shellac. BTW, in computer science there is a technique called Big O Analysis which evaluates the efficiency of a programming logic. I guess someone was thinking of orgasm when he/she came up with that name.