Secretary of Energy Crazy Rick Perry: fossil fuels can prevent sexual assault by keeping lights on

[basquebromance]

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Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

 

[Ace Nova]

Well, it's not exactly what he said but still.....

 

[Correll]

Something to be considered is the problem of someone having to talk for a living.


I imagine that a lot of this talk is automatic with his brain disengaged out of boredom.

 

[Moonglow]

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Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

So now we know why he sleeps with the lights on and his door locked..

 

[Moonglow]

Something to be considered is the problem of someone having to talk for a living.


I imagine that a lot of this talk is automatic with his brain disengaged out of boredom.

Since he got his glasses he has to redundantly reiterate his lack of knowledge to live up to the hype that 4 eyes are brainiacs...

 

[Correll]

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Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

So now we know why he sleeps with the lights on and his door locked..

Bitches be crazy.

 

[basquebromance]

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Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

So now we know why he sleeps with the lights on and his door locked..

Bitches be crazy.

"When they go low, we should go lower...these people on that side are crazy!" - Joy Behar

 

[JakeStarkey]

my, my, my

Crazy Rick

um . . . natural gas keeps the lights on too

so do candles

 

[deanrd]

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Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

Well, of course. Rick Perry has only been raped in the dark. Everyone knows that.

 

[peach174]

Why would it be wrong for poor African villages to have cheap fuels and to have well lit areas rather than firelight?
What would be the difference between wood burning or coal burning
They can't afford green energy.

The 1st thing when you start college as females is they tell you to stay in well lit areas so you are less likely to be attacked.

 

[Moonglow]

my, my, my

Crazy Rick

um . . . natural gas keeps the lights on too

so do candles

There are other ways..

 

[fncceo]

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Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

No girl I ever dated looked better with the lights on ... he may be on to something.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

my, my, my

Crazy Rick

um . . . natural gas keeps the lights on too

so do candles

Um....those are both fossil fuels.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Liberals think dark alleys are safer than lit areas.

 

[Snouter]

At the darkness of night Darkies are very difficult to see coming!

 

[basquebromance]

did you know? Rick Perry once shot a coyote while jogging.

 

[ScienceRocks]

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Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

Well, of course. Rick Perry has only been raped in the dark. Everyone knows that.

Trump needs to rape his ass and we'll see how he likes it.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Why would it be wrong for poor African villages to have cheap fuels and to have well lit areas rather than firelight?
What would be the difference between wood burning or coal burning
They can't afford green energy.

The 1st thing when you start college as females is they tell you to stay in well lit areas so you are less likely to be attacked.

Coal is a much more efficient form of energy than is firewood. It was one of the things that helped to populate NW Europe when monks learned how to make charcoal from trees as you get about ten times the energy from the resultant charcoal and it saved forests as it is so much more efficient than firewood..

 

[JakeStarkey]

We don't live in the Middle Ages, and technology has changed.