Sean Hannity Invests in Trump Real Estate

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    “It’s all about location,” he said, “to live within earshot of the president, especially in my line of work, was an opportunity I couldn’t resist, and trust me, I got a great deal.”

    full report: Sean Hannity Invests in Trump Real Estate

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    They even have the same lawyer

    Hannity’s lawyer is Michael Cohen — the president’s mob-style fixer, who is under criminal investigation — struck me as both astonishing and inevitable.

    Hannity spent the past week fulminating against the FBI for raiding Cohen’s office, home and hotel room, without once mentioning that Cohen was his lawyer.

    If you want a sense of how nakedly corrupt that is, try to imagine what Hannity would have to say to his viewers if news emerged that Rachel Maddow was represented by the same shady lawyer Hillary Clinton used to pay hush money to porn stars she had bedded.
     
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    Link no open for me but ya - I'm sure he got a great deal.

    Sean really doesn't need to live within an earshot of the president though.

    Word has it, Trump calls him almost daily.
     
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    close enough so he can kiss trumps rump every morning?
     
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    Fortunately, Pawn Calamity was one of the first to purchase a pair of these :D

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    It's a joke.

    New York City, NY – Fox News host Sean Hannity has reportedly purchased over 2-inches of prime real estate owned by Donald Trump, snatching up a cozy, undeveloped property located between the president’s hairy ballsac and asshole.

    According to public records obtained by Gish Gallop, Hannity paid $7.5 million for the fleshy stretch of skin between President Trump’s anus and scrotum, commonly known as the ‘jungle bridge‘, or ‘taint.’

    “I figured what the hell, I spend so much time swinging on the president’s clappers that I may as well live there,” Hannity joked on his nationally syndicated radio program, The Sean Hannity Show.

    “It’s all about location,” he said, “to live within earshot of the president, especially in my line of work, was an opportunity I couldn’t resist, and trust me, I got a great deal.”

    Sean Hannity Invests in Trump Real Estate
     
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    LoL - Thanks, that is TOTALLY funny! Link opens for me now and shall be shared - Bigly :)
     
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