- Aug 4, 2011
- 81,129
- 14,024
- 2,190
I took my two teens and their two best friends to the mall for school shopping. Went over the school clothes budget by about 100 percent and learned...
1. Stripes are in.
2. High waisted pants are in.
3. Tube tops are in.
4. Everybody is wearing their hair in buns...panda ear buns, half up half down buns.
5. Cut off denim shorts and tube tops are the shopping attire of today's female teen.
My daughter and her buddies were being followed by a literal pack of about 10-12 black guys who were catcalling them and shadowing them, until they found me. I showed up and all those barfbags disappeared.
Don't send your six foot tall, 180 lb teen boys to hang out with ten of their closest buddies at the mall, btw. They are chasing girls. You have to wonder what would happen if they actually caught them in a parking lot or bathroom. What a bunch of fucking animals. I took my boy and his best friend...and I guaranfuckingtyou they were not howling after girls or following them around.
1. Stripes are in.
2. High waisted pants are in.
3. Tube tops are in.
4. Everybody is wearing their hair in buns...panda ear buns, half up half down buns.
5. Cut off denim shorts and tube tops are the shopping attire of today's female teen.
My daughter and her buddies were being followed by a literal pack of about 10-12 black guys who were catcalling them and shadowing them, until they found me. I showed up and all those barfbags disappeared.
Don't send your six foot tall, 180 lb teen boys to hang out with ten of their closest buddies at the mall, btw. They are chasing girls. You have to wonder what would happen if they actually caught them in a parking lot or bathroom. What a bunch of fucking animals. I took my boy and his best friend...and I guaranfuckingtyou they were not howling after girls or following them around.