Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry

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    Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry


    Imagine, if you will, the Republican candidates, announced and unannounced, gasping to breathe in a small glass room with only one tiny pipe that pumps a stream of air to whomever is sucking on it. Now let us say, and why not, that a sentient machine is in charge of who gets to suck on the air pipe. That machine is a meter that measures ratings for television news networks, your CNNMSNBCFox hydra. Yesterday, Memorial Day, if you were watching a video feed from that room, you would have seen horrors.

    You would have seen Tim Pawlenty, rolling on the ground, gasping, as he spent the day in Iowa, scarfing down pancakes with people at a breakfast in Waukee and then at a cookout in...oh, who the fuck cares.



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    Chances are that you heard about none of these yesterday because the ratings machine deigned that only one person could suck on the air pipe. Yes, dressed in a black helmet and black leather jacket and posed on the back of a motorcycle on the way to a bus that she's probably not even riding in to surprise stops o' history, Sarah Palin not only huffed that pipe (and all the emissions therein), but she gobbled that fucker like a champ, like a young starlet blowing Louis B. Mayer for a bit part in a Busby Berkeley musical, stealing air from fellow Republicans, from veterans, from the crazy POW/MIA-loving chumps in the Rolling Thunder thundering roll into DC.

    Yeah, whether she runs or not, Palin owns the GOP, and she knows it. Supportive media will follow her because of the backwards ass people who love her. Other media will follow her to be there when she inevitably fucks up. Either way, though, no matter how much money they're raising, no matter how many YouTube videos or Facebook updates or tweets the rest of the Republican field puts out, there's only ever enough air for Sarah.
     
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    I'm sure Syn wishes he was the GOP.
     
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    Sarah Palin is acting as a lightening rod to Democrat criticism. In the mean time the real candidates are out there meeting the people.

    Must bother Synth alot to make an entire thread about it.
     
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    Another day, another Palin thread.

    I think the limit is currently 1 pathetic whine about Palin per day, isn't it?
     
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    Another rant concerning my secret sweetie, Sarah Palin. You sure know how to hurt a guy.
     
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    Has Synthia ever had an original thought?
     
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    Palin is the only opposition candidate that will insure a big Democrat turnout.
     
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    I doubt it. She says whatever the liberal Democratic chant is at the moment.
     
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    He hates strong Conservative women because they'd beat his ass to a pulp.
     

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