Santa Put His Hand WHERE???????????

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    i never sat on a santa's knee....told my mom....no way, i may have cried too :razz:
     
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    I saw Johnny kissing Santa Clause, underneath the mistletoe last night.
     
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    Years ago, I was the Santa at a local mall in Frederick, Maryland. It was an absolute blast. Kids will say the funniest things. Seemed like to me every kid that had a pregnant mother felt it was his or her sworn duty to let me know about it. The funniest things were when teenage girls would come sit on Santa's lap for a gag picture. Some of the things they would say made old Santa blush a bit! I was very careful where I put my hands when dealing with anybody. Didn't need or want any kind of a hastle concerning it. If you've never had the opportunity to play Santa at a mall or other place I highly recommend it. You'll have the time of your life.
     
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    Santa Put His Hand WHERE???????????

    Maybe they were cold?
     
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    Some guy at the mall asks if you'll have your kid sit in his lap and you're not the least bit suspicious?
     
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    I do have to admire Santa though, He is the only guy in the world who knows where all the naughty girls live.
     

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