Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by random3434, Dec 7, 2009.
i never sat on a santa's knee....told my mom....no way, i may have cried too
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I saw Johnny kissing Santa Clause, underneath the mistletoe last night.
What else is a former priest supposed to do?
Years ago, I was the Santa at a local mall in Frederick, Maryland. It was an absolute blast. Kids will say the funniest things. Seemed like to me every kid that had a pregnant mother felt it was his or her sworn duty to let me know about it. The funniest things were when teenage girls would come sit on Santa's lap for a gag picture. Some of the things they would say made old Santa blush a bit! I was very careful where I put my hands when dealing with anybody. Didn't need or want any kind of a hastle concerning it. If you've never had the opportunity to play Santa at a mall or other place I highly recommend it. You'll have the time of your life.
Santa Put His Hand WHERE???????????
Maybe they were cold?
Some guy at the mall asks if you'll have your kid sit in his lap and you're not the least bit suspicious?
I do have to admire Santa though, He is the only guy in the world who knows where all the naughty girls live.
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