Santa Claus: Bringer of Joy or Communist Scum?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by theim, Dec 20, 2005.

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    This funny thought occured to me today. I submit for your consideration:


    -- The North Pole economy depends on one specialty State Industry (toy manufacuring)
    -- He runs his operation from a secret gulag using elven slave labor to produce cheap goods.
    -- He keeps a KGB-esque list of people who are "naughty and nice"
    -- His favorite color is red.
    -- He preaches that he distributes his gifts equally regardless of class, but rich kids, and kids who toe his party line and don't get on his "naughty list", undoubtably get more.
    -- His beard looks an awful lot like that of Karl Marx.


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    Make your own judgment.
     
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    I see that Comrade Claus's secret police prevented discussion of this from ever occurring. Nonetheless...his proletarian celebration is again upon us!
     

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