Rhetorical Question - but WTF is WRONG with people?

[Said1]

Fried is the first word you learn down this way.

My mother can't cook and I swear she'd fry a 10lb turkey if she could. On HIGH of course!

 

[MissileMan]

My mother can't cook and I swear she'd fry a 10lb turkey if she could. On HIGH of course!

On low the stuffing wouldn't get hot silly!

 

[The ClayTaurus]

you guys are turds -

I THINK Mary's "Talked" her brother into taking the machine yay!

I'll take it! (You'll cover coast to coast shipping, right?)

 

[Said1]

On low the stuffing wouldn't get hot silly!

Pfffft. Ever heard of 'StoveTop Stuffing'?

 

[MissileMan]

Pfffft. Ever heard of 'StoveTop Stuffing'?

Of course...but ya gotta cook it on HIGH!

 

[Said1]

Of course...but ya gotta cook it on HIGH!

*gasp* are the bottoms of all your pots and pans black, too?

 

[MissileMan]

*gasp* are the bottoms of all your pots and pans black, too?

Nah, I always fry up a couple extra slices of baloney to scrub them with. :funnyface

 

[Hobbit]

Ok, I have a solution. I've seen it happen before. Nobody wants the free thing because it's free. Put it outside on the front yard and put a sign on it that says, "For Sale: $50" Somebody will steal it within a week.

 

[Nienna]

There's no way I would put peanut butter on a fried baloney sandwich. Mustard usually did the trick tho. Fried baloney tastes very similar to a fried hot dog.

Ketchup. The tanginess of the ketchup is a great complement to the saltiness of the bologna.

 

[dmp]

Ketchup. The tanginess of the ketchup is a great complement to the saltiness of the bologna.

You guys and your food. geesh Nienna - c'mere and put your hands on this thing and take it as your own.

 

[Shattered]

I think I'll throw up now, the only time I heard of them was when I was living in a dorm, it was fried bologna and peanut butter, sort of like a grilled cheese. I did throw up then...

Egads! You don't FRY the bologna before putting it on a peanut butter sandwich. You just take it out of the package, and put it on.

 

[manu1959]

Oh. I see. Now you're calling me ghetto. Good for you and your central air. Lah-de-dah. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go open a can of beans and fry up some weenies.

just finesed a chili dog and a glass of red wine.....have central air as well

 

[misterblu]

I'll take it! (You'll cover coast to coast shipping, right?)

I got dibs!

Shoulda called me, we'll be buying one for the kidlet's room next spring.

 

[CSM]

Fried balogna and fried hot dogs ... the staples for this bachelor!

But not with peanut butter! Some people are really really sick! Peanut butter and jam/jelly or peanut butter and bananas but NEVER, NEVER, with meat!

 

[Nienna]

Fried balogna and fried hot dogs ... the staples for this bachelor!

But not with peanut butter! Some people are really really sick! Peanut butter and jam/jelly or peanut butter and bananas but NEVER, NEVER, with meat!

What about peanut butter & pickles?

 

[MissileMan]

Fried balogna and fried hot dogs ... the staples for this bachelor!

But not with peanut butter! Some people are really really sick! Peanut butter and jam/jelly or peanut butter and bananas but NEVER, NEVER, with meat!

And don't forget Peanut butter and Marshmallow fluff..AKA Fluffernutter.

 

[Joz]

........fry up some weenies.

I have never fixed them any other way.

And since we're talking sandwiches, I usually fix a grilled cheese with Colby. Add a little Welch's grape jelly to the bread when it's done is r-e-a-l good. And if you get really daring, a slice of sweet onion will top it off.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Just to COMPLETELY hijack the thread, who has tried fried balogna?

who still EATS bologna??? That stuff is made with worse than SPAM or hot dogs... my dad used to work in a meat-packing plant-he refuses to eat bologna now. For the same price you can get turkey or ham...

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Fried balogna and fried hot dogs ... the staples for this bachelor!

But not with peanut butter! Some people are really really sick! Peanut butter and jam/jelly or peanut butter and bananas but NEVER, NEVER, with meat!

ya think that's sick? my friend Diana's hubby puts ketchup on his mac & cheese. just the smell of that alone is enough to make me nauseated.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

ya think that's sick? my friend Diana's hubby puts ketchup on his mac & cheese. just the smell of that alone is enough to make me nauseated.

If you put ketchup on cheeseburgers and cheesefries... really not that different.