Retirement Bonus

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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    The Navy found they had
    too many officers and decided to offer an earlyretirement bonus.. They
    promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000
    for every inch measured in a straight line between any Twopoints in
    his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

    The first officer who
    accepted asked that he be measured from the top of Hishead to the tip
    of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with abonus of
    $72,000.


    The second officer who
    accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of
    his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with$96,000.

    The third one was a
    non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he
    would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my
    testicles.'

    It was suggested by the
    pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining
    about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had
    received.

    But the old Chief
    insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the
    measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

    The Medical Officer
    arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,'
    which He did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on
    the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
    Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where Are your
    testicles?'

    The old Chief calmly
    replied, '
    Vietnam'.
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    Man I would think someone out there would think this was funny. :(
     
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    i did
     
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    Terry, I would have repped you if I could. It was funny...:)
     
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    Immediate gratification freak
     
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    Aren't we all...
     
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    ya? well why do just men get chewed out for it then ?
     

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