Results finally in: Voters on Planet Kolob choose Romney for President

[velvtacheeze]

Voters on the planet that God lives near, according to LDS legend, choose Mitt Romney over Barack Obama. Citing Mitt Romney's religion as the main reason why, political scientists claim the victory will not change the outcome of the election from 7 months ago.

 

[jwoodie]

Nice try.

 

[konradv]

Nice try.

It's closer to real satire than most of the posts here. Do you not get the title of the forum?