Republicans shut 'er down, boys!

[Seawytch]

They just shut down 20,000+ scientist and engineers.(nasa) and research science.

Congrats fuckers. I can't wait for you to lose in 2014! I was once a solidly on your side...Not anymore. Kiss my fucking ass.

Not to worry! They can take some time off and then enjoy that big ol' back pay paycheck.

At a billion dollars a week to the taxpayer...and the Tea Baggers were gleeful at the idea of a shutdown.

 

[Sallow]

I sure do remember Obama choosing to shut down White House tours for lack of funds (he said) for a couple of Secret Service agents.

Then he did this:

Not really sure what one thing has to do with the other.

You really are the leading candidate for the next Dumbass Award!

You know what a non-sequitur is, chief?

Do you?

I mean look it up.

Get back to me.

 

[P@triot]

Look ma.

The Republicans just made the government smaller, by gumption.

By Shutting it down!

 

[Sallow]

I sure do remember Obama choosing to shut down White House tours for lack of funds (he said) for a couple of Secret Service agents.

Then he did this:

Not really sure what one thing has to do with the other.

for a couple of Secret Service agents.

will involve hundreds of U.S. Secret Service agents

Maybe this will help.

Help what?

You do know what the job of the President is, don't you?

Part and parcel with that job description is foreign policy.

You isolationists may be happy if America became a Pariah..

But the rest of us realize it is important to maintain a presence in the world.

Hope that helps.

 

[squeeze berry]

I was expecting an apocolypse the way some of you libs are bellowing

 

[P@triot]

Well no.

The Bills were partially shutting down the government.

Democrats want to keep it open.

Come on man..man up.

This is Grover Norquist stuff in action.

This baby's going to the bathtub!

The Democrats and Obama have been salivating over this, remembering how the public blamed the GOP back in 95. This isn't '95 though and the Dems will find themselves getting reamed.

Just like Romney was going to beat Obama, huh?



I'm betting this is going to cost them the House.

And they can forget the Presidency in 2016.

 

[TooTall]

Not really sure what one thing has to do with the other.

for a couple of Secret Service agents.

will involve hundreds of U.S. Secret Service agents

Maybe this will help.

Help what?

You do know what the job of the President is, don't you?

Part and parcel with that job description is foreign policy.

You isolationists may be happy if America became a Pariah..

But the rest of us realize it is important to maintain a presence in the world.

Hope that helps.

I guess Obama did manage to squeeze in a couple of brief visits to African leaders during his multi-million dollar vacation. What a guy!

 

[The Rabbi]

GOP idea of compromise:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car to buy food, we're starving
Republicans: Sure, I'm hungry too, but first you must punch yourself in the groin repeatedly until you vomit blood.
Democrats: Why? One has nothing to do with the other.
Republicans: Because I want it that way
Democrats: Guess we'll both go hungry
Republicans: Yes, but just remember that it was YOUR fault because you wouldn't punch yourself in the groin until you vomited.

No, it's more like this:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car?
Republicans: Sure, no problem.
Democrats: Can you make sure its filled with gas before I get it?
Republicans: No problem.
Democrats: And I also need $50 for dinner.
Republicans: Sure no problem.
Democrats: And I'm going to wreck your car on the way home to impress my date.
Republicans: IN that case I'm not letting you have my car.
Democrats: See! Republicans are really meanies!

 

[P@triot]

GOP idea of compromise:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car to buy food, we're starving
Republicans: Sure, I'm hungry too, but first you must punch yourself in the groin repeatedly until you vomit blood.
Democrats: Why? One has nothing to do with the other.
Republicans: Because I want it that way
Democrats: Guess we'll both go hungry
Republicans: Yes, but just remember that it was YOUR fault because you wouldn't punch yourself in the groin until you vomited.

Oops [MENTION=24452]Seawytch[/MENTION]

"Mr. President, I rise today to talk about America's debt problem.

The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can't pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies. Over the past 5 years, our federal debt has increased by $3.5 trillion to $8.6 trillion. That is "trillion'' with a "T.'' That is money that we have borrowed from the Social Security trust fund, borrowed from China and Japan, borrowed from American taxpayers."

- Senator Barack Obama, 2006

Debt Limit Has Been increased SEVEN times under Obama

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Democrat mantra for 13 years now.

"It's the republicans fault!"


Bunch of fucking children on the left. Not that it's a shock to anyone.

 

[jknowgood]

GOP idea of compromise:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car to buy food, we're starving
Republicans: Sure, I'm hungry too, but first you must punch yourself in the groin repeatedly until you vomit blood.
Democrats: Why? One has nothing to do with the other.
Republicans: Because I want it that way
Democrats: Guess we'll both go hungry
Republicans: Yes, but just remember that it was YOUR fault because you wouldn't punch yourself in the groin until you vomited.

No, it's more like this:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car?
Republicans: Sure, no problem.
Democrats: Can you make sure its filled with gas before I get it?
Republicans: No problem.
Democrats: And I also need $50 for dinner.
Republicans: Sure no problem.
Democrats: And I'm going to wreck your car on the way home to impress my date.
Republicans: IN that case I'm not letting you have my car.
Democrats: See! Republicans are really meanies!

You forgot the racist part also!

 

[Nyvin]

Democrat mantra for 13 years now.

"It's the republicans fault!"


Bunch of fucking children on the left. Not that it's a shock to anyone.

oh please, the GOP is doing the blame game just as much as the democrats.

 

[P@triot]

GOP idea of compromise:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car to buy food, we're starving
Republicans: Sure, I'm hungry too, but first you must punch yourself in the groin repeatedly until you vomit blood.
Democrats: Why? One has nothing to do with the other.
Republicans: Because I want it that way
Democrats: Guess we'll both go hungry
Republicans: Yes, but just remember that it was YOUR fault because you wouldn't punch yourself in the groin until you vomited.

Dumbocrats idea of compromise:

Democrats: You owe me your car mother-fucker and I'm going to take it or slit your throat
Republicans: Excuse me?
Democrats: You owe me your car mother-fucker and I'm going to take it or slit your throat
Republicans: Will you at least put gas in it?
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker
Republicans: Will you at least put the seat back in it's original position?
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker
Republicans: Will you at least put the mirrors back for God's sake?
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker
Republicans: Fine. Whatever. Just put the keys back when you're done destroying the car.
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker and you're getting NOTHING in return.

 

[Sallow]

for a couple of Secret Service agents.

will involve hundreds of U.S. Secret Service agents

Maybe this will help.

Help what?

You do know what the job of the President is, don't you?

Part and parcel with that job description is foreign policy.

You isolationists may be happy if America became a Pariah..

But the rest of us realize it is important to maintain a presence in the world.

Hope that helps.

I guess Obama did manage to squeeze in a couple of brief visits to African leaders during his multi-million dollar vacation. What a guy!

It's amazing how frugal you guys become when a Democrat is President.

Where were you folks when the government was spending 400 Billion dollars developing a fighter that basically will never be seriously used.

Or do you think the F-35 is just nifty..

F-35 Stealth Fighter is Now "Too Big to Fail" ? $400 Billion Later

 

[dblack]

Look ma.

The Republicans just made the government smaller, by gumption.

By Shutting it down!

Indeed!

 

[P@triot]

Help what?

You do know what the job of the President is, don't you?

Part and parcel with that job description is foreign policy.

You isolationists may be happy if America became a Pariah..

But the rest of us realize it is important to maintain a presence in the world.

Hope that helps.

I guess Obama did manage to squeeze in a couple of brief visits to African leaders during his multi-million dollar vacation. What a guy!

It's amazing how frugal you guys become when a Democrat is President.

Where were you folks when the government was spending 400 Billion dollars developing a fighter that basically will never be seriously used.

Or do you think the F-35 is just nifty..

F-35 Stealth Fighter is Now "Too Big to Fail" ? $400 Billion Later

Defense gives us FREEDOM. Dumbocrat marxism gives us poverty and Detroit collapse...

 

[P@triot]

GOP idea of compromise:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car to buy food, we're starving
Republicans: Sure, I'm hungry too, but first you must punch yourself in the groin repeatedly until you vomit blood.
Democrats: Why? One has nothing to do with the other.
Republicans: Because I want it that way
Democrats: Guess we'll both go hungry
Republicans: Yes, but just remember that it was YOUR fault because you wouldn't punch yourself in the groin until you vomited.

Dumbocrats idea of compromise:

Democrats: You owe me your car mother-fucker and I'm going to take it or slit your throat
Republicans: Excuse me?
Democrats: You owe me your car mother-fucker and I'm going to take it or slit your throat
Republicans: Will you at least put gas in it?
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker
Republicans: Will you at least put the seat back in it's original position?
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker
Republicans: Will you at least put the mirrors back for God's sake?
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker
Republicans: Fine. Whatever. Just put the keys back when you're done destroying the car.
Democrats: FUCK YOU!!!! You OWE me mother-fucker and you're getting NOTHING in return.

President Obama’s budget even proposes to cancel the sequester cuts, because he can’t bear to cut even 1% of federal spending from the growth in spending. His budget proposes to spend $46.5 trillion overall over the next 10 years, even more than the Senate Democrat budget, the highest government spending in world history.

ZERO compromise from the filthy pig known as Barack Hussein Obama

President Obama's Predictable Budget: More Spending, More Tax Increases - Forbes

 

[Sallow]

GOP idea of compromise:

Democrats: Can I borrow your car to buy food, we're starving
Republicans: Sure, I'm hungry too, but first you must punch yourself in the groin repeatedly until you vomit blood.
Democrats: Why? One has nothing to do with the other.
Republicans: Because I want it that way
Democrats: Guess we'll both go hungry
Republicans: Yes, but just remember that it was YOUR fault because you wouldn't punch yourself in the groin until you vomited.

Naw it's more like:

Democrats: Hey, why is there no food in the fridge.
Republicans: God said I could eat it all.
Democrats: Um..okay, well now I need to get more, where are the keys to our car?
Republicans: God said you are evil and can't drive it.
Democrats: What?
Republicans: So I drove the car into the ditch. God loves you. Even if you are evil.
Democrats: Wait what? You drove the car into the ditch? How the heck do we get food now?
Republicans: God will provide.
Democrats: You're nuts..I'm going to find the car and get it out of the ditch.

At the ditch:

Democrats: There, I nearly got it out, wait, whats that? Who's shoveling dirt on me?
Republicans: I told you! God will provide!

 

[Sallow]

I guess Obama did manage to squeeze in a couple of brief visits to African leaders during his multi-million dollar vacation. What a guy!

It's amazing how frugal you guys become when a Democrat is President.

Where were you folks when the government was spending 400 Billion dollars developing a fighter that basically will never be seriously used.

Or do you think the F-35 is just nifty..

F-35 Stealth Fighter is Now "Too Big to Fail" ? $400 Billion Later

Defense gives us FREEDOM. Dumbocrat marxism gives us poverty and Detroit collapse...

What defense?

Where were the fighters when terrorists struck New York?

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Democrat mantra for 13 years now.

"It's the republicans fault!"


Bunch of fucking children on the left. Not that it's a shock to anyone.

oh please, the GOP is doing the blame game just as much as the democrats.

So what you're saying is, that the democrats are just as much the hostage takers and terrorists as the Republicans.


Glad you came clean.