Remember Tom Swifties?

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    I've got a knife, he said sharply.

    I need a pencil sharpener," he said bluntly.

    I've been to a film festival in Southern France," he said cannily

    It's twelve noon," he chimed in.

    I dropped the toothpaste, he said, crestfallen.

    I'm the butcher's assistant, he said cuttingly.

    I just came in through the door, he said, entranced.

    I have a split personality," Tom said, being frank.

    Would anyone like some Parmesan?" he asked gratingly.

    I forgot my birth control pill she said. There was a pregnant pause.

    There's a blood sucking insect in every outhouse, he said aloofly.
     
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    "I am from a town in the Alpes Maritimes" he said nicely.

    Before disappearing under the waves, "Glug" glug! glug!" he bayed.

    As the rack turned he disjointedly exclaimed " OUCH! Hey! That! reaaaaaaaaaaal - ly! hurts!"

    "Needs more spice" He sagely proposed.

    "Land HO!" he crowed.

    "YOu gave me the wrong hat" she exclaimed to the hat-check girl as she returned the bowler.

    "He's dead, Jim" Bones said gravely.
     
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    "Where's my billiards equipment?" he said accusingly.

    "There's a stop sign" he said haltingly.

    "Come here, dog" he muttered.

    "I'm curious about obama's brain" he said vacuously.
     

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