Remember Tom Swifties?

[Patrick2]

I've got a knife, he said sharply.

I need a pencil sharpener," he said bluntly.

I've been to a film festival in Southern France," he said cannily

It's twelve noon," he chimed in.

I dropped the toothpaste, he said, crestfallen.

I'm the butcher's assistant, he said cuttingly.

I just came in through the door, he said, entranced.

I have a split personality," Tom said, being frank.

Would anyone like some Parmesan?" he asked gratingly.

I forgot my birth control pill she said. There was a pregnant pause.

There's a blood sucking insect in every outhouse, he said aloofly.

 

[editec]

"I am from a town in the Alpes Maritimes" he said nicely.

Before disappearing under the waves, "Glug" glug! glug!" he bayed.

As the rack turned he disjointedly exclaimed " OUCH! Hey! That! reaaaaaaaaaaal - ly! hurts!"

"Needs more spice" He sagely proposed.

"Land HO!" he crowed.

"YOu gave me the wrong hat" she exclaimed to the hat-check girl as she returned the bowler.

"He's dead, Jim" Bones said gravely.

 

[Patrick2]

"Where's my billiards equipment?" he said accusingly.

"There's a stop sign" he said haltingly.

"Come here, dog" he muttered.

"I'm curious about obama's brain" he said vacuously.