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If You Liked Lenins Tomb, Youll Love Chavezs Tomb
March 7, 2013
By Daniel Greenfield
If you wake up each morning wondering which Che t-shirt to put on today and your only non-Che t-shirt says, I went to see the embalmed corpse of Communisms Third-Greatest Mass Murderer and All I Got Was This T-Shirt boy does Venezuela have a great tourist destination for you.
Venezuelas acting president says Hugo Chavezs embalmed body will be permanently displayed in a glass casket so that his people will always have him.
And they will always be able to smell him too. Sadly when Venezuela goes bankrupt and they try to sell him, they will discover that a Chavez mummy doesnt fetch much on the international market.
Maybe Ahmadinejad will buy him to cuddle with in those cold Iranian winters.
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The good news is that at least Latin America has some pyramids, even if they had a different purpose, so when the next shlock filmmaker wants to reenact Night of the Chavez, they can just bundle up the dead dictator inside one of them and film the story of a bunch of explorers looking for Chavezs buried 2 billion dollar fortune only to experience the Curse of the Dead Socialist Economic System.
If You Liked Lenin?s Tomb, You?ll Love Chavez?s Tomb
That's not Chavez.